Beers and Meads

[Kugelfisch]

>poland
Yeah, they can make good beer if they want to.
And no, Boss Nigger, not nigger beer. Niggers drink malt liquor but don't stick to the blueprint.


My second favourite person after Chad Warden. 10 years of malt liquor entertainment and still going strong! I fucking love that guy!

Edit:
To elaborate on the Blueprint:

• must be a chilled 40oz bottle of malt liquor

• label out

• snacks strongly recommended

• say what you're drinking

• say what you're snacking

• tap the bottle

• crack the bottle

• toss the cap if inside

• pocket the cap if outside

• "Malt liquor, malt liquor, oooonly malt liquor!"

• "Fuck you, dorf!"

• "Absolutely refreshing, absolutely delicious!"

• say "Malt liquor!" every time before drinking to let the audience know what you're drinking

• give a thumb up during drinking so the audience knows you're enjoying it

• finish it on camera

• commentary about faggots you dislike or current events is welcome but optional

• bonus points for calling craft beer a shit

• be masked

[rabidtictac]

A chilled bottle of malt liquor is absolutely required. Malt liquor is undrinkable when warm.

[RAPEMAN]

I'm drinking one of those Bud Light Orange beers everyone is talking about. Tastes like a Bud Light mixed with an orange Fanta. If I wanted a mixed drink I'll ad hard liquor to pop, not beer. Yeesh.

[Guest]

I can think of better things to drink with Fanta.

[mad bum]

Bleach?

[Guest]

Bleach?

Well, your breath will smell like it.

[Kugelfisch]

I can think of better things to drink with Fanta.

Recycling is very important!

[Guest]

Rachbier is the best kind of beer. People with weak tastebuds BTFO.

[RAPEMAN]

Meads are near impossible to find in Cucknadian liquor stores. I know a girl who wants to try meads. OK, I'll by her a nice bottle of wine/beer - whatever is classy and under a hundred bucks - and I come to find after searching three locations, only one had canned mead braggot or an option of ordering in a case of Wikinger Mead for $145. She's not sucking my cock so she got a few cans of braggot. She'll have to have one of her commie friends from Europe send her a bottle because we Cucknadians don't seem to like it.

[Kugelfisch]

Pretty grand of you to call Europeans commies as a fucking leaf, bro.