Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

If he did one of those games I can almost guarantee whatever he got from super chats would be tripled the first day.

[rabidtictac]

Spoony would rather sit in a pile of shit for three years and bitch about Trump than to shift over 3 feet to a goosedown bed lined with $100 billz.

What I'm saying is his ego is more important to him than anything else. If he played interesting games, people would give him gigantic piles of money because his fanbase is autistic as fuck.

It wouldn't be right to say I'm jealous of any of these fucks, but it's a shame to see all that potential free money just completely wasted because Spoons is too lazy to play vidya on a stream. I mean, what the fuck else is he going to do with his time? Tweet about drumpf to the 3 people who he hasn't blocked yet? I know he plays games in his spare time. After all, he goes nowhere and does nothing. Where does his time go if he isn't gaming?

[Guest]

Real tawk, if he actually played ultima on stream I might actually watch it.

If he played original xcom on stream, I might actually watch it.

He won't do either. It'd be his Fallout stream all over again.

[Auli]

Who says "smashing up monsters"? It just sounds weird to me...

[Guest]

Sounds like he wants to fuck 'em. Smash that monster puss.

[Guest]

Sounds like he wants to fuck 'em. Smash that monster puss.

Fitting for a man who fucked a red dragon and an orc.

[veris leta facies]

It is questionable whether he even fucked either of them.

[Guest]

April no, Scarlett probably? She fucked off pretty quick once the whisky dick set in.

[Guest]

April no, Scarlett probably? She fucked off pretty quick once the whisky dick set in.

We know he stuck his thumb up April's butt. Whether he was actually able to get hard enough to properly do the deed is another matter.

[Guest]

Ew. You know April ain't cleaned that ass out.