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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by pibbs » Mon May 27, 2019 8:55 am

He took a potty break and will be back work a new game

He actually seems to be in a good mood for once.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Guest » Mon May 27, 2019 8:57 am

Do not believe his lies.
Of course he's in a good mood. He's getting autism bucks for doing nothing again.

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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by pibbs » Mon May 27, 2019 8:59 am

Nevermind.
And yes, I knew he was going to do that. We all knew it.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by pibbs » Mon May 27, 2019 9:18 am

Watched the part I missed.
He touches on the car wreck-
*he had a couple of broken ribs and bruised sternum.
*He mentions having a court date, but then quickly drops it.
*He bought a used car, that he couldn't afford.
* And admits he doesn't have a job outside of YouTube "if you can call that a job," says he.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by veris leta facies » Mon May 27, 2019 10:34 am

So he got something like $200-$300 from 90 minutes of ebegging? Not bad, that'll keep him boozed & pilled up for a couple of weeks. If he did this camwhoring more often, 2-3 times a week maybe, and that added to his monthly scam money, this cockroach could come up with $2500-$3000 a month. One of the easiest ways to get money and this pitiful piece of shit is still too lazy and/or stupid to make full use of it.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by wulfenlord » Mon May 27, 2019 10:57 am

Waiting for the roundup, Tony could make a livestream anniversary out of it (only if you're up to it, Boss) :lol:
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Rushy » Mon May 27, 2019 11:07 am

veris leta facies wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 10:34 am
So he got something like $200-$300 from 90 minutes of ebegging? Not bad, that'll keep him boozed & pilled up for a couple of weeks. If he did this camwhoring more often, 2-3 times a week maybe, and that added to his monthly scam money, this cockroach could come up with $2500-$3000 a month. One of the easiest ways to get money and this pitiful piece of shit is still too lazy and/or stupid to make full use of it.
He used to do it relatively frequently at one point and the money dried up when people had a chance to get used to seeing him again
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Mon May 27, 2019 11:19 am

pibbs wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 9:18 am
Watched the part I missed.
He touches on the car wreck-
*he had a couple of broken ribs and bruised sternum.
*He mentions having a court date, but then quickly drops it.
*He bought a used car, that he couldn't afford.
* And admits he doesn't have a job outside of YouTube "if you can call that a job," says he.
I've tuned in for few minutes just out of curiosity and it sure is amusing. He sounds like he's found better happy pills after all, but at the same time sounds like a hobo who's brain is clearly not working right. So either medicated, or his brain is starting to slow down due to whatever he's been doing other than shitposting on twitter. Maybe instead of hitting bottle, he's been smoking weed? I've seen potheads that tend to speak slowly and think slowly as well, but they haven't started that way, at least they weren't that bad before they started smoking.

As for what he said, who knows if any of it is true (aside from not having a job, that's given). He claims he went to a court, but hasn't some sperg here confirmed that he hasn't shown at all? Aren't those public records that you can ask for?

I keep remembering the thing Kugel mentioned that he knows/knew a guy like that, who was completely useless. Couldn't get anything done at all. I can't imagine being this far gone, being completely useless, not due to some physical disability, but because he's a weak, pathetic little human being. And in Spooner's mind, he likely doesn't see this at all - still talks about trying to get back into it - I don't know into what, since first he would have to try get back into functioning like a human being.
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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Guest » Mon May 27, 2019 11:27 am

Rushy wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 11:07 am
veris leta facies wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 10:34 am
So he got something like $200-$300 from 90 minutes of ebegging? Not bad, that'll keep him boozed & pilled up for a couple of weeks. If he did this camwhoring more often, 2-3 times a week maybe, and that added to his monthly scam money, this cockroach could come up with $2500-$3000 a month. One of the easiest ways to get money and this pitiful piece of shit is still too lazy and/or stupid to make full use of it.
He used to do it relatively frequently at one point and the money dried up when people had a chance to get used to seeing him again
The money probably dried up because most of his fans are on minimum wage or fixed income. They can either pay him a little at a time or blow their money bukkake load all at once. Either way, the amount he can milk from them is limited. Doing something that would vaguely be considered work would still probably be good for him, but he won't make much more money off doing it more often. Since he's a lazy pile of shit, the most sensible course of action would be stream once a month let them blow all their disposable income on him in one go, but he's too lazy even for that.

BTW, I had a friend when I was younger with a genuine serious mental illness who was on fixed income, and he was TERRIBLE about spending large sums of his monthly income on stupid shit. To make it even worse, a lot of times he'd give that stupid shit away only to buy more of it later. He'd throw out or give away his metal albums for being satanic, only to buy more in an endless cycle. I imagine that Spoony's core audience now is very much the same type. Completely non-functioning members of society, unable to budget, with zero self control, obsessed with the good old days before their brains broke, which was when they listened to Spoony at his peak. If I'm right, they're paying him for the memories more than his actual content, and him streaming just gives them the opportunity to do so. It's not even necessarily the memories of HIM specifically. It's the memories of a time when their lives weren't completely down the shitter, which they associate with watching Spoony.

That he, who is much better off than them mentally whatever, has no reluctance or shame about milking them dry and isn't even grateful for what he gets just shows what a scumbag he is and why nobody should feel sorry for him.

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Re: Spoony The Pussy One

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Mon May 27, 2019 11:32 am

Oh yeah, he was talking awful lot about "muh anxiety", and I call fucking bullshit. He did not seem like someone who's struggling in any fucking way. Unless he was medicated, that is. But talking about how he's going to have another anxiety attack soon, get the fuck out you hypochondriacal bitch. Just another excuse. He probably imagined the ribs as well.
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