Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

Has anybody noticed how NOBODY but NOBODY is talking about Avengers: Game That Has Ended? Even the nerds have dropped it to move on to the next Hollywood garbageheap. They're all cuckgaping over Spiderman and Star Wars 9 now.

Fucking worthless, empty movie. It didn't even leave an impression on the nerds.

[Rapeculture]

Infinity War gave me a goddamn headache with all the CG garbage being thrown around, so I didn't bother with Endgayme.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well, you can shit out only so many capeshit CG spectacles before they stop being special events.

[Guest]

They're making a Swamp-Thing tv series.

On the one hand, who gives a fuck about Swamp Thing, on the other hand it's triggering the absolute fuck out of comic book nerds on Utub and Twatter. The series looks like it's taking a horrorshit approach to a capeshit property and the people who declare the MCU the pinnacle of cinema and religiously follow Supergirl on television can not. Fucking. Handle it. It's pretty hilarious.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's also superfluous as fuck, for the best possible live-action Swamp Thing has already been made.

[Guest]

Return of Swamp Thing is good shit but unless it sends GayforThor69 in paroxysms of nerd rage in YouTube comments like the new show does I have to disagree with it being superfluous.

[Guest]

Jim Norton should fuck IronLiz.

And what did Len Brennan do to deserve IronLiz?

Her scent is intoxicating.

[Guest]

Enday, GOT, TBBT. So much cancer ended this year, and we're acting like it never happened at all. And I wish it didn't. I really do.

[Rapeculture]

I'm sure we'll get some more gay shit next year, nigga.

[Guest]

I'm sure we'll get some more gay shit next year, nigga.

I pray for nuclear winter daily.