Now I'm torn. I kinda want Jared to divorce her, take all the vidya gaemes and her meal ticket, and move in with Holly. On the other hand, I also want Jared to go to prison and get raped by Tyrone. They're both shitty assholes.BlueberryRagamuffin wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 5:46 pmHeidi is like the female Anthony Burch. She probably wanted some strange cock and thought she didn't have to worry about Ichabod Crane here getting any on the side himself.
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Is it a thing for skinny simps to dress as Sailor Moon or is that these guys' specific degenerate kink? Thanks in advance.
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It's Heidi's degenerate kink. Alternatively, the cosplay scene is full of twink weeb fags. Or both.Angelfire Memes wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 6:14 pmIs it a thing for skinny simps to dress as Sailor Moon or is that these guys' specific degenerate kink? Thanks in advance.
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Have you all forgotten Sailor Bubba? You can be a Sailor At Every Size (tm).
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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The funniest thing about all this is that she seems mostly mad about Jared blocking her on twatter rather than him supposedly cheating on her (how does that even work in a poly-amorous relationship?) and all this grief would have been avoided if he didn't do so.
All these nobody twats are so hopelessly addicted to social media and fake validation, they are all long past the point of no return.
All these nobody twats are so hopelessly addicted to social media and fake validation, they are all long past the point of no return.
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Who are "Diath and Stryx"? Holly claims that Heidi gave permission to her and Jared fucking but I don't see it in that "proof".
Not that it matters because holy shit are they all degenerate lunatics. The funniest thing is that they are all going the >muh abuse survivor route. It's almost like open relationships and fucking around like monkeys doesn't actually work out.
Also, "poor Ross"? Dude got his head out of a noose by being done with Holly. Yeah, he got cucked by Jared, which is something that shouldn't happen in this universe. But he can be glad none of the three mention him. What a shit show.
Not that it matters because holy shit are they all degenerate lunatics. The funniest thing is that they are all going the >muh abuse survivor route. It's almost like open relationships and fucking around like monkeys doesn't actually work out.

Also, "poor Ross"? Dude got his head out of a noose by being done with Holly. Yeah, he got cucked by Jared, which is something that shouldn't happen in this universe. But he can be glad none of the three mention him. What a shit show.
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The odd thing about Ross is that, unlike birdface, he's not an unattractive man. He could easily do way better than Holly
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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I disagree. Ross is a scrawny wimp with a faggot Bieber haircut and a face carved by puberty acne into pasty dough. He may not look as shit as Jared but he's not good-looking either.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 9:08 pmThe odd thing about Ross is that, unlike birdface, he's not an unattractive man. He could easily do way better than Holly
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All that shit you listed is shit he could clean up. In fact, a good woman probably would clean him up. There's no cleaning up JaredKugelfisch wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 9:14 pmI disagree. Ross is a scrawny wimp with a faggot Bieber haircut and a face carved by puberty acne into pasty dough. He may not look as shit as Jared but he's not good-looking either.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Jared and Holly's D&D characters who were dating in game.
No, I wish I was making this up.

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