Self Improvement Thread

[Kugelfisch]

I haven't had lasagna since Zio's closed down a couple years ago. It's hell.

Would you be interested in a good lasagne recipe?

[mad bum]

I've decided to stop drinking.

Drinking what?

Boxed wine, mostly.

Hopefully on the bathtub like a good wineo

[Poonoo]

I've decided to stop drinking.

Drinking what?

Boxed wine, mostly.

So you haven't stopped drinking cum. Got it.

[Guest]

I haven't had lasagna since Zio's closed down a couple years ago. It's hell.

Would you be interested in a good lasagne recipe?

That guestfag might not but this one does!

[Kugelfisch]

I haven't had lasagna since Zio's closed down a couple years ago. It's hell.

Would you be interested in a good lasagne recipe?

That guestfag might not but this one does!

I'll hook you up with one next time I'm at my parent's.

[Guest]

Thank you. I took an Italian's advice to mix beef and pork mince, but I know my lasagne still has room for improvement.

[Keith Chegwin]

I use veal personally

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

So you haven't stopped drinking cum. Got it.

They put cum in there??? That explains why it tastes so weird.

[Poonoo]

Thank you. I took an Italian's advice to mix beef and pork mince,

Whose going around telling you our secrets? Next they'll tell you that the best sauce is cooked with meat in it to give it flavour.

[Guest]

The most flavorful meat is penis meat with semen sauce.