Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[Vaporwear]

How long has he been dating this girl? Less than a year? I can't believe how needy this fucker is that he needs to constantly propose to practically every girlfriend after like, a couple months of dating. Welcome to Brad Jone's 2nd failed marriage.

If that picture really is her, than she looks too young to realize that she's walking into a mistake, and Jones is too needy to realize that he's about to get into another failed marriage. Like, why is he so thirsty?

[Le Redditeur]

She's pretty, but she's no Lupa. 2/10 would only fuck if Lupa wasn't available.

You're right. I shouldn't be lusting over Lupa, who is already another man's waifu (ERod the Blockbuster Buster).

*sheates katana*
*teleports in front of you*
*apologetically tips fedora*

[oldbones]

How long has he been dating this girl? Less than a year? I can't believe how needy this fucker is that he needs to constantly propose to practically every girlfriend after like, a couple months of dating. Welcome to Brad Jone's 2nd failed marriage.

If that picture really is her, than she looks too young to realize that she's walking into a mistake, and Jones is too needy to realize that he's about to get into another failed marriage. Like, why is he so thirsty?

I don't keep up with the bald, drug addicted drunkard much anymore but isn't it because almost all of his loser friends are all married now?

[drisko]

How long has he been dating this girl? Less than a year? I can't believe how needy this fucker is that he needs to constantly propose to practically every girlfriend after like, a couple months of dating. Welcome to Brad Jone's 2nd failed marriage.

If that picture really is her, than she looks too young to realize that she's walking into a mistake, and Jones is too needy to realize that he's about to get into another failed marriage. Like, why is he so thirsty?

I don't keep up with the bald, drug addicted drunkard much anymore but isn't it because almost all of his loser friends are all married now?

Sounds right, he broke up with Violet last February and in the Warcraft review he mentioned they were engaged. I think Vapor is right about it being less than a year, I'm pretty sure she popped up around August or so last year. And he said the wedding's in the fall, so that means he's getting married after knowing her for about a year. How the fuck can you know it's going to last in that time?

At least Dave and Sarah waited two years before tying the knot. And they'd known each other for a long time before then.

[rabidtictac]

People get older and then they get desperate. She probably has the baby rabies and he's afraid he'll die alone. She looks too young for the biological clock to be going nuts, but you never can tell. Some women start going apeshit (in a positive way, like an addict who needs a fix) over the thought of having kids when they turn 18.

[Guest]

Is an addict craving a fix positive?

[rabidtictac]

I felt "apeshit" was ambiguous in the way I worded it. Going "apeshit" over something could be a positive or negative response.

Baby rabies is always a negative thing for the man in the relationship.

[ThatGuy]

Does anyone watch those shit Midnight Screenings?

[AngrySpoonySnob]

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA MANCHIIIILD!

Quick, to the cuckmobile!

[drisko]

Does anyone watch those shit Midnight Screenings?

I sometimes put them on in the background while doing something else if I don't have a podcast to listen to. What do you want to know?