ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

[Kugelfisch]

Okay, I tried to get all relevant posts into this thread. Chronologically, it may be a bit fucked but I tried my best on this shitty office laptop.

[Poonoo]

For the sake of truthkeeping: in the Spoony thread, someone mentioned that this faggot had a small pecker. He may not be a Motherfucker "10-incher" Mike, but that's obviously a lie.

That's because of Jim, but that always happens when a guy under 8 inches has his dick pics leaked. It's always guys saying that too, never women because they have actually seen dicks outside of 12 inch porn cocks. The only person with an actual micro-dick was Amazing Banana, that was ridiculously tiny. It was like someone photoshopped his cock to be tiny, but not his balls so it looked out of proportion.

Okay, I tried to get all relevant posts into this thread. Chronologically, it may be a bit fucked but I tried my best on this shitty office laptop.

You earned your hotpockets today.

[Kugelfisch]

You earned your hotpockets today.

I'm doing it for free like the good little janitor I am.

Also, it's surprising not that Jared was cheating his wife, but that he was married to and cheating her with a woman. If you told me he was caught cheating on his boyfriend at the local gloryhole, I think no one would bat an eye.

I had to read it three times because I was absolutely expecting him cheating on her with a man.

[Angelfire Memes]

Wait, this is Holly from Game Grumps? Ross's ex Holly? Meme magic. Le goddammit Ross face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Kugelfisch]

Exactly that one. The replaced gf of the JonTron replacement. That's a lot of handing down.

[Dehbashi]

Sheesh. So this is exactly what went down last night. I admit I wasn't paying attention since I was watching Rekieta's stream with Razorfist talking about Michael Jackson, Macross and such. The only reason I knew about the part with the cheating is due to them being asked in superchats about it.

Well now we do know why Jared was able to get a bit part on a Nickelodeon kids show. He was probably best buddies with Dan Schneider.

[rabidtictac]

GameGrumps might be #complicit.

ProRapist now blocking game accounts.

I agree with Kugel about guilty consciences. They have MUH DEPRESSION because they're shitheads and they know they're going around doing fucked-up stuff. But they don't have any interest in not doing those things, so they rationalize whatever they do as "muh depression made me do it." DSP pulled the tired old line "my depression makes me lash out at people" as if every alcoholic under the fucking sun hasn't used that one.

Nice try, dipshit, but admitting that your depression makes you "lash out" or do things you don't intend just tells me you're not adult enough to either a) control your emotions, b) get your depression under control or c) do ANYTHING that would contribute towards a or b.

I bet Adum pulls the anxiety shit when he's high out of his mind on cocaine, halfway into a bottle of whiskey and screaming about how it should be legal to fuck his dog.

[Guest]

Spoony cucked out of court, MarzGunt and Funimation sodomized by Big Dick Vic, CuckJared outed as Rapewario 2.0 …..

Is it Christmas already?

What's next? Failous finding out about Brad and Luba and Sarah Wilson's stomach hemorrhaging to death after all the purging?

[Guest]

For the sake of truthkeeping: in the Spoony thread, someone mentioned that this faggot had a small pecker. He may not be a Motherfucker "10-incher" Mike, but that's obviously a lie.

Bigger than mine.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Okay, I tried to get all relevant posts into this thread. Chronologically, it may be a bit fucked but I tried my best on this shitty office laptop.

Good. In the case of spergmergency, work can wait. I'll just link the two most relevant posts:

viewtopic.php?p=157838#p157838
viewtopic.php?p=157836#p157836