Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

They burned him because they're afraid of him going on a nonconsensual finger-blasting spree once the zombie apocalypse happens. Zombies are too slow to catch anyone besides unconscious women and unchaperoned retards, but that doesn't matter when you're talking about JewWario.

[Guest]

They burned him because they're afraid of him going on a nonconsensual finger-blasting spree once the zombie apocalypse happens. Zombies are too slow to catch anyone besides unconscious women and unchaperoned retards, but that doesn't matter when you're talking about JewWario.

So in death he'd be exactly the same as he was in life?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I don't know. There are some Christians that also believe cremation is wrong. They think that when The Rapture happens, your corpse rises from the grave and if there is no body, you don't come back. I guess they're under Dragon Ball resurrection rules.

Though this does mean there's a change you'll rise as an ash ghost chad instead of a skellyman virgin.

[Guest]

So if he's really bipolar why is he allowed to drive? Why isn't his family handling him?

[Guest]

So if he's really bipolar why is he allowed to drive? Why isn't his family handling him?

Because they don't want to be around him. Bipolar disorder doesn't automatically mean your driver's license gets revoked. There's no physical reason a person with BPD can't drive.

[Osterzone]

Because they don't want to be around him.

You got it backwards. Noah doesn't want to be around them, especially his dad.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

I wonder if his family outside of Miles follow his career. Maybe they follow him on Twitter, what must go through their minds when they see the insane shit he tweets? They are complete normies from my understanding, it would be interesting to see how they can even attempt to comprehend such immense levels of autism.

All things considered, he may be demented but he is still their flesh and blood. They must be aware of his situation and he is deteriorating rapidly to the point he is endangering the general public. They can't just agree to excommunicate eachother but still be sending him money to survive and have no further interest in his life. That's not a real thing. Regardless of the amount of shame they must feel for siring such a failure.

I would like to reach out to his mother or sister. I'm sure they would be eager to spill the beans on this burden they've been carrying. I wan't biographical shit, like his family talking about his childhood.

Any anons in the Arizona area that can attempt to get an interview?

[Liar Revealed]

I would like to reach out to his mother or sister. I'm sure they would be eager to spill the beans on this burden they've been carrying. I wan't biographical shit, like his family talking about his childhood.

I've been tempted to do that with some of the worst INs.
"If only their parents knew the horrible shit they say and do."
I actually did @ Linkara's mother on a very nasty and profane tweet of his. (That got me a ban.) But that's as far as I'm willing to go.

[Old Black Man]

They burned him because they're afraid of him going on a nonconsensual finger-blasting spree once the zombie apocalypse happens. Zombies are too slow to catch anyone besides unconscious women and unchaperoned retards, but that doesn't matter when you're talking about JewWario.

I heard they had to pierce his heart with an oak stake and consecrate the ashes with holy water afterward.

I’m imagining return of the living dead but instead of yelling brains it’s “traiiinables!”

[Kugelfisch]

Moved the ProJared shit to it's own topic.