Oh man.
"This game provides an experience only this series can deliver."
"The ending leaves room for interpretation and that's not normal."
*explains plot a little bit*
*explains what the game is*
"it has a lot in common with the other bioshock games"
"you'll be really strong by the end"
"the music is good"
"pabst was at the world's fair, the game has a lot of details in it"
"it's a great game with a ton of love and detail"
*explains what systems you can buy bioshock infinite for and what a good value it is for gaymurs*
"it has a lot of replay value. the game is too easy but you unlock a hard mode after you beat it"
Compare this shit to matthewmitosis. Generic as FUCK. I'm not even complaining that he liked it or didn't like it. That's fine. But his explanations why he liked it are retarded. He spends very little time speaking in specifics about what he liked about the GAMEPLAY. I think the most specific gameplay statement he made was the one about being overpowered by the end.
No wonder people would rather watch some guy sperge about fallout 3 for 2 hours than watch classicgayroom. Mark thinks he is such hot shit, but he is far from it.