Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I thought his most traumatizing experience was either an ugly redhaired bitch cucking and dumping him, Rollo T telling him to fuck off the stream, or paymetrons asking him "where's the movie?"

[pibbs]

Don't forget this

[Guest]

Totally forgot about that

Spoony is such a faggot.

[wulfenlord]

Also christmas trees will send him back to 'Nam

[Kugelfisch]

Is "birds are evil" some two year old reddit meme he just now got wind of or something?

[Tony Schiavone]

I think he's trying to warn us who what he's going to assault next.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Those damn birds with their wing privilege.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

It was probably an illegal Mexican pigeon. Where is Miles when you need him?

[Guest]

Birds are nature's Trump supporters.

[Dingus Bajingus]

I think I said this before about the whole "You're in my spot, sir" thing, but there was a time I would have believed this whole angry-at-bird thing was indeed just Noah's exaggerated online persona, as he would no doubt claim. That time ended a good long while ago.