Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Kugelfisch]

I'm surprised DC hasn't done a Power Girl movie yet with the most androgynous-looking, flat-chested dyke they can find.

[CuckTurdginson]

I'm surprised DC hasn't done a Power Girl movie yet with the most androgynous-looking, flat-chested dyke they can find.

And Jeb! will dub her his waifu.

[Guest]

I'm surprised DC hasn't done a Power Girl movie yet with the most androgynous-looking, flat-chested dyke they can find.

They'll probably just do that on their SJW Supergirl TV show. I heard they hired the guy that played Lex Luthor's nephew in Superman IV to play Lex Luthor in that show.

[Tony Schiavone]

I'm surprised DC hasn't done a Power Girl movie yet with the most androgynous-looking, flat-chested dyke they can find.

You know darn well they'll cast some big black chick in that role, excusing it as her being from an alternate earth anyway, where Obama is Superman and president for life.
They might make her trans too, but they'll definitely keep the big honkers as a source of female "empowerment."

[Old Black Man]

I'm surprised DC hasn't done a Power Girl movie yet with the most androgynous-looking, flat-chested dyke they can find.

They'll probably just do that on their SJW Supergirl TV show. I heard they hired the guy that played Lex Luthor's nephew in Superman IV to play Lex Luthor in that show.

John Cryer? Holy shit that’s hilarious.

[Guest]

I'm surprised DC hasn't done a Power Girl movie yet with the most androgynous-looking, flat-chested dyke they can find.

You know darn well they'll cast some big black chick in that role, excusing it as her being from an alternate earth anyway, where Obama is Superman and president for life.
They might make her trans too, but they'll definitely keep the big honkers as a source of female "empowerment."

DC is owned by Warner Bros. Which means they can't make as many movies as Marvel Studios and are basically stuck doing endless Batmans and Wonder Womans, which is cool because they don't have the time or money to waste on woke shit like Dyke Marvel.

[Guest]

Here's the girl power scene from Endgame where all the females team together for some damn reason. Why in fuck is Pepper there in an Iron-Man suit?

[Guest]

Here's the girl power scene from Endgame where all the females team together for some damn reason. Why in fuck is Pepper there in an Iron-Man suit?

"WHY DIDN'T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO IRON MAN 3?!! YOU NEED TO WATCH EVERY MCU FILM IN SEQUENTIAL ORDER, GOD DAMMIT! THEY'RE THE MOST IMPORTANT MOVIES IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA, MOTHERFUCKER!!! WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?!!!"

....is what I would say if I was a capeshit MCU drone.

[veris leta facies]

Here's the girl power scene from Endgame where all the females team together for some damn reason. Why in fuck is Pepper there in an Iron-Man suit?

And I thought some of these characters died in the previous movie, but whatever...

[Guest]

Lol. Did you really think they'd stick to that?