Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You als know exactly what he'll praise or rather hype before, and then shit on when it gets released.

[Guest]

Spoony does suck at vidja.

https://streamable.com/c29eb

[rabidtictac]

Don't higher-tiered aliens start popping up after a while regardless of how far you've progressed down the story?

Yes but there's an upper ceiling on it. You have to really fuck your research up to not be able to fight them when they show up. You'll never get a sectopod before endgame, for example.

[Guest]

As Tictac said, the only enemy that is any challenge is they Sectopod and that’s because it’s boring, unfun bullshit to fight (it can be still cheesed with double shot Snipers though). Enemies will appear as you advance through the tech trees and story.
The whole grenade thing with Gordo Guerrero really shows his failure to adapt. Anyone with any brains will abuse grenades in the early game because of your rookies poor aim and damage but they quickly become obsolete and as long as you level you characters in a non retarded way you can easily beat the game (see double firing snipers with 100% aim and 100% crit). I doubt he ever made it past mid game if he’s complaining about grenades. Besides there’s plenty of things to criticise Nu-Com for, like the godawful pod system, shallow 2 action system, replacing base defenses with a tedious one off linear mission etc

[Kama]

Likely also part of why he stopped streaming entirely. Remember how Fallout 2 just absolutely fucked his shit up? Never mind competitive, anything remotely challenging is too much. The only reason he kept on playing Persona, despite clearly hating it, is because you can sleepwalk through JRPGs.

Those old CRPGs Spoony has all this nostalgia for? He never really played them. He watched his older brother. He can't play them himself for shit. All of his memories are from sitting next to someone else while they did everything. Many years ago when he was doing his Ultima Retrospective I saw a Twitch (I even think it was called Justin.tv back then) stream of him playing Ultima Underworld 2 to get footage for his videos. He fucking sucked. He couldn't even get to the gem in the castle basement that leads to all the actual worlds you explore in the game. He gave up before he could even get past what is essentially the game's tutorial level. It's like if someone played Mario 64 and couldn't even get inside a painting because they kept dying in the castle courtyard.

That kinda puts all his final fantasy opinions into perspective.

[ban]

Didn't the whole "footage captured by Saun fucking Fatass" raise any alarms to anybody? Spoony has always been that fucking guy, the "special guy" in the room. The guy who gloats about all his nonexistent accomplishments.

[Some Sick Fuck]

First he went and took footage from others when he could, then he became even lazier and switched to reviewing movies, because muh video games are too long and boring to play, and then focused himself on becoming the twitter shitter he always wanted to be. That is his mission. That is his calling.

[Guest]

and Lordfat was jealous of those non accomplishments

[Kama]

I'm really glad I was never a spoony fan. I think you guys have had it the roughest.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm really glad I was never a spoony fan. I think you guys have had it the roughest.

Eh, it's been so long ago he's been worth anybodies while it's nothing. You'd have to be the kinda guy to hold a grudge from kindergarten to still care.