The upcoming Joker Movie

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think this is based on Batman's ninja aspect. He so good, you don't even see him.

He was a mopey fucking clever vigilante millionare then. So long as they get the fucking clever vigilante millionare part right, then Batman is there. Sure, maybe you didn't like the movie. Hell, I didn't like the movie that much, it was dull. But to say that "oooh, it's not the real Batman", like... grow up. They're all Batman. Clooney's Batman was Batman. Adam West's Batman was Batman. If he's called fucking Batman and fights crime in a bat suit, he's Batman.

All Batmen are Batman, but some are more Batman than others.

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Adam West was the most Batman.

[Le Redditeur]

Bunch of slack-jawed hotheads here!

[Singh'sSpot]

Bet the Joker dies in the end.

[Guest]

I'm sure it'll be like The Dark Knight: Phoenix gets an Oscar nod, normies and Fury Road-loving fags alike proclaim it one of the best movies every made... then a few months later they all turn against it when they realize they aren't fooling anyone and it was fucking trash.

[Rushy]

People haven't turned against The Dark Knight

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They will never. Bane made sure of that.

[Rushy]

My favourite part about Bane's voice is that Sam Witwer emulated it for a bit-part villain in Once Upon A Time four years later, sans the mask. And nobody questioned it.

[Guest]

People haven't turned against The Dark Knight

They haven't turned against Fury Road either, but I can hope.

People with brains, however, knew it was shit from the beginning. Terrible action, terrible writing, terrible directing, a shit performance from a dead guy, fucking Bale voice. Ungh.

And he was Batman for 6 months, why is he so fucked up in the third movie? No way he could have had all those broken bones in a six month period and still been active. And why is his leg fucked up? He blew out his knee falling? Okay, he's a billionaire: get the surgery and recuperate. 8 years later he shouldn't be hobbling around like a peg leg.

Seriously, fuck Nolan. He's a less Cucknadian Denise Villanoob.

[Guest]

So from what I understand, all these guys with machine guns were waiting for Superman to show up to save his mom but luckily encountered Batman instead? And what was the point of this? Superman is faster than Flash; he could have flown in and saved MARTHA in the blink of an eye.

[Rushy]

Superman is faster than Flash; he could have flown in and saved MARTHA in the blink of an eye.

Superman could save everyone on the entire planet