Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rapeculture]

Spoony's new car isn't going to pay for itself. :3

[Bobito]

Fucker is so lazy that can't even beg properly.

[pibbs]

If he got a diabetic cat his pledges would sky rocket

[RedLine]

How on earth did he GAIN patrons in the last month??? It's just unfathomable to me.

He got them through the dark times.
No joking, those few people left are likely very lonely and mentally-damaged individuals. They are probably estranged from all friends/family, have no careers, and consider Noah to be a personal IRL friend. So they donate a small portion of their monthly disability checks to Spoony each month to help him out.
Sometimes there is a small drop, probably when a debit card expires or something, but they always come back as soon as they are able.
His Patreon now is only made up hardcore true-believers. Barring Patreon kicking him off the site around $450 a month is his floor.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

I would at least get it if Spoony was sympathetic or a nice person. I used to find him likeable, like someone I'd have a beer, riff over movies, and play D&D with. Now he's just a black hole of negativity, whining, and Twitter slactivism.

[Old Black Man]

I would at least get it if Spoony was sympathetic or a nice person. I used to find him likeable, like someone I'd have a beer, riff over movies, and play D&D with. Now he's just a black hole of negativity, whining, and Twitter slactivism.

I need someone like that in my life, the former not the latter

[Kugelfisch]

I guess people just think Eastern European automatically equals Jew.

Maybe in burgerland but not in Europe. Polish, Russians, Ukranians and Czech are actually fairly easy to tell apart if you're familiar with them. Kinda like the difference between Nips, Gooks and Flips. Maybe it's because you're actually a yid? You've tried hard enough to convince us of them Khazar Milkers.

[Tony Schiavone]

He got them through the dark times.
No joking, those few people left are likely very lonely and mentally-damaged individuals.

They also have no sense of time passing. For as much as they likely bitch about Trump or Republicans, they still think of Spoony like he was 10 years ago.
Their lives are not threatened. It's backwards. Nothing a politician or policy can do makes any kind of impact in their lives in the slightest. This is because they have the luxury of focusing on a bunch of low-budget apartment vids someone did back when having your own website was a big deal.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

Maybe in burgerland but not in Europe. Polish, Russians, Ukranians and Czech are actually fairly easy to tell apart if you're familiar with them. Kinda like the difference between Nips, Gooks and Flips. Maybe it's because you're actually a yid? You've tried hard enough to convince us of them Khazar Milkers.

I actually do have Khazar ancestry, as there was a large population of Tatars in my great-grandfather's village. I though the whole "Jews are Khazars" thing was a myth, though.

He got them through the dark times.
No joking, those few people left are likely very lonely and mentally-damaged individuals.

They also have no sense of time passing. For as much as they likely bitch about Trump or Republicans, they still think of Spoony like he was 10 years ago.
Their lives are not threatened. It's backwards. Nothing a politician or policy can do makes any kind of impact in their lives in the slightest. This is because they have the luxury of focusing on a bunch of low-budget apartment vids someone did back when having your own website was a big deal.

I wonder at what point it was decided to change "The Spoony experiment is" to "was" on Wikipedia since Spoony never officially ended it.

[Tony Schiavone]

I wonder at what point it was decided to change "The Spoony experiment is" to "was" on Wikipedia since Spoony never officially ended it.

That was in 2017 I believe. Right around the time we were still measuring his lack of productivity in months, not years.