Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rapeculture]

Fix it again tony.

Fiats have a reputation over here. Even worse, it's a foreign car, which means parts are more expensive. Spoony could just go buy a used car in good condition but I guess he's too stupid to figure that out.

He really is a fucking dumb cunt. I bought my van cash 5 years ago for 5k. Best goddamn vehicle I've ever owned. Had one owner who did regular maintenance on it. I've only ever had the blower motor go out on me and that was a cheap fix.

[pibbs]

You have to remember, that Spoony, master of Compooter Science, can't work on cars.

[pibbs]

Gawd!

He's really starting to bug me now. I guess I must admit I'm a car guy, and nothing I hate more than a man who picks the shittiest girlie libtard effeminate cars on the planet. Why can't this nigger just go full soy and get a Prius? Because it's still too trendy 10 years later?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Too soon. He still has to make 1,337 tweets with quality car jokes.

[Guest]

Just like that copy of Tekken 7 that cuckson gave him. He'll never, ever play it.

Boss probably took a shit on it and then destroyed it out of pure spite for the bootlicking faggot

[Guest]

Just like that copy of Tekken 7 that cuckson gave him. He'll never, ever play it.

Boss probably took a shit on it and then destroyed it out of pure spite for the bootlicking faggot

Nah, it's a steam copy. He'd have to take a shit on and destroy his laptop and then how would he tweet?

[RedLine]

I don't really give a shit what he buys. It's just annoying that this nearly 40 year old lazy, musty, shut-in loser is almost certainly getting bailed out by mommy & daddy yet again with a "free" car. After he was at-fault in an accident.

This dude should be praising the heavens that he can get a relatively new Kia Shitbox. It's far more than he's earned. Instead he's making jokes like a fuckstick.

[Kugelfisch]

Of course the euro fags defend their gay car.

There aren't too many options for small cars. You could get a Nissan Micra instead but, unlike burgers, we aren't in love with rice bowls.

Look that shit may fly in Europe, but the only people that drive Fiats here are women, soy boys, teenagers whose parents bought it for them (and the teenagers hate it), fags, and hobos.

Well, I did say that it's a women's car. I don't think I've ever seen a guy drive one.

The Abarth is just putting leather chaps on the faggiest fag in the bar.

That one is so silly that I kinda like it. I wouldn't buy one but I find it funny.

It would make no sense at all for a burger to buy a foreign car if you're looking for something cheap, though. Parts cost can make a bargain a nightmare as soon as something is broken.

[rabidtictac]

Fix it again tony.

Fiats have a reputation over here. Even worse, it's a foreign car, which means parts are more expensive. Spoony could just go buy a used car in good condition but I guess he's too stupid to figure that out.

He really is a fucking dumb cunt. I bought my van cash 5 years ago for 5k. Best goddamn vehicle I've ever owned. Had one owner who did regular maintenance on it. I've only ever had the blower motor go out on me and that was a cheap fix.

That's how that shit works, fam. You buy a car used in the $2-6k range and if you're smart about it, you'll probably not have any problems with it for years.

I don't know shit about fixing cars up but I know a little about buying them. New cars are for spendthrift idiots, women and rich people. You get so much more vehicle for less money when you buy used. It's the same for electric guitars btw. That electric guitar you buy for $1000 at the music store loses about 40% of its value the moment you take it out of the store.

[rabidtictac]

Just like that copy of Tekken 7 that cuckson gave him. He'll never, ever play it.

Boss probably took a shit on it and then destroyed it out of pure spite for the bootlicking faggot

Nah, it's a steam copy. He'd have to take a shit on and destroy his laptop and then how would he tweet?

He takes a shit on his laptop 100 times a day in the form of his tweets.