Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

What does he need a car for? Got more red lights to run over?

That couple he hit survived. He needs to finish the job.

He needs to do something? He won't do it then.

[pibbs]

Of course he wants a little faggy euro car.

[Keith Chegwin]

You see millions of Fiats on the roads here. It's the car of choice for first time drivers

[veris leta facies]

Fiat LOL. No self respecting man drives a car like that. Italian cars are utter shit on the whole anyway. Real men drive cars like this:



And cars even are nearly free in the burgerlandia! Fiat?? Really?? What's a matter with you Spoony? You POOR? Dealing with financially tough times? What a bummer, I guess you have to settle for your tiny Fiat toycar then.

[Singh'sSpot]

So whats the word from the police, gonna charge him? Show up in court?

[Kugelfisch]

You see millions of Fiats on the roads here. It's the car of choice for first time drivers

The Fiat 500 is the most sold compact car in Europe since the last three years or so. Women love it. I'll say it's at least better than most other options if you're looking for a small car. There's an Abarth version of it as well, which is actually a bit fast and pretty hilarious.

[pibbs]

Of course the euro fags defend their gay car. Look that shit may fly in Europe, but the only people that drive Fiats here are women, soy boys, teenagers whose parents bought it for them (and the teenagers hate it), fags, and hobos.

The Abarth is just putting leather chaps on the faggiest fag in the bar.

And for those that still want to defend it.... SPOONY WANTS ONE. Your arguments are invalid.

[Keith Chegwin]

Of course the euro fags defend their gay car.

Wasn't defending it. I was just stating that you see a lot of them here

Look that shit may fly in Europe, but the only people that drive Fiats here are women, soy boys, teenagers whose parents bought it for them (and the teenagers hate it), fags, and hobos.

Well then, Noah will fit right in

[rabidtictac]

Fix it again tony.

Fiats have a reputation over here. Even worse, it's a foreign car, which means parts are more expensive. Spoony could just go buy a used car in good condition but I guess he's too stupid to figure that out.

[rabidtictac]

Since I'm more of a semi-lurker to the IN world. What's this about a branch?

There was some storm and a branch broke off of his tree in his yard. He complained about the branch endlessly and how nobody would remove it. We joked that he's never going to do it himself. Years (!) later, rApril confirmed in a tweet that it's still there.
That's the extend of his inaction. A broken off branch in his backyard annoys him enough to go on a hours long twitter rampage. He didn't bother to remove it for years, though.
It's going to be there when he's kicked out still. He will never remove it.

Just like that copy of Tekken 7 that cuckson gave him. He'll never, ever play it.