April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by ban » Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:41 am

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 You niggers need Jesus.
Speak for youself, my exs all dumped me(the two that didn't dump me before the sex part) because I was slow and "boring in bed" because my most filthy maneuvres were titfucking and cuddling. :lol:
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Rapeculture » Sun Feb 03, 2019 3:59 am

ban wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:41 am
Angelfire Memes wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:24 am
 You niggers need Jesus.
Speak for youself, my exs all dumped me(the two that didn't dump me before the sex part) because I was slow and "boring in bed" because my most filthy maneuvres were titfucking and cuddling. :lol:
You think that's bad, all my exes just laid there wanting me to do all the work. Although to be fair, all of them were over the age of 60 at the time.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:06 am

I see DHI is REEEEEEEEING about wahman. Never change guys.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Le Redditeur » Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:24 am

mad bum wrote: ↑
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 I see DHI is REEEEEEEEING about wahman. Never change guys.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by drisko » Sun Feb 03, 2019 5:25 am

Has April commented on Spoony possibly going to jail yet? Maybe she can make him some prison bitch jewels so he can find a nice bull on the inside while she finds one on the outside.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:59 am

I honestly doubt he'll go to jail
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Feb 03, 2019 8:29 am

Too much effort for him.
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Speak for youself, my exs all dumped me(the two that didn't dump me before the sex part) because I was slow and "boring in bed" because my most filthy maneuvres were titfucking and cuddling. :lol:
You monster!
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Sun Feb 03, 2019 3:46 pm

ban wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:41 am
Angelfire Memes wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:24 am
 You niggers need Jesus.
Speak for youself, my exs all dumped me(the two that didn't dump me before the sex part) because I was slow and "boring in bed" because my most filthy maneuvres were titfucking and cuddling. :lol:
>Caring about her orgasm.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:02 pm

mad bum wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:06 am
 I see DHI is REEEEEEEEING about wahman. Never change guys.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:37 pm

Le Redditeur wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:10 am
Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:29 am
CIANIgger wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 02, 2019 11:45 pm
 In all fairness to Blue, I was with a stripper, whom I dumped twice. She only got a second chance cause she did things in bed that were filthy and awesome, so I've had my own bad reasons. She liked to snort Aderall and do acid too. 23 was a crazy time.
Why the fuck are you telling us this?
To boast, of course. Stripper, did filthy and awesome thigs in bed, went back crawling to him at some point, yadda yadda.
Why would anybody be impressed that he fugged a stripper? They're gross.
He's probably lying too but whatever, not like it matters.
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