Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

If you for some reason end up getting money please consider refunding Tony for the report.

The only problem with that plan is they would donate to Spoony's actual patreon.

[Kugelfisch]

How fast was this pill popper going that his car is totaled? Anyway don't worry April. I'm sure Spoon'y s cut rate insurance will fully cover the cost of a rental car. HAHAHAHAHA.

Some old Infinity doesn't have a lot of value as it goes. Hit somebody with the front edge and the entire front axle and shit are going to be done for. There you go, repairs exceed car value. You've got that car totalled.

I'll remember that if I ever decide to drive

You've never driven a car??? no wonder you are such a pussyfag

Oh, woe is me

Seriously, no wonder you're a faggot. No driver's license at your age is just disgraceful and embarrassing. Have fun being unemployable as fuck.

[oldbones]

How fast was this pill popper going that his car is totaled? Anyway don't worry April. I'm sure Spoon'y s cut rate insurance will fully cover the cost of a rental car. HAHAHAHAHA.

Some old Infinity doesn't have a lot of value as it goes. Hit somebody with the front edge and the entire front axle and shit are going to be done for. There you go, repairs exceed car value. You've got that car totalled.

Yeah I wrote it before I saw that he was driving around in a 20 year old shitter. I don't know why I imagined he was driving in a relatively new quality car. Of course this fucker is driving around trash held together with sticks and bubblegum. The cheap fuck refuses to buy his own pants.

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah I wrote it before I saw that he was driving around in a 20 year old shitter. I don't know why I imagined he was driving in a relatively new quality car. Of course this fucker is driving around trash held together with sticks and bubblegum. The cheap fuck refuses to buy his own pants.

He's had that car even before he bought that house. He was bitching about how hard it was moving shit with it on twitter aeons ago.

[Keith Chegwin]

Seriously, no wonder you're a faggot. No driver's license at your age is just disgraceful and embarrassing. Have fun being unemployable as fuck.

I'm going to have to defend the furfaggot here. Perhaps he lives in a city where owning a car is hardly necessary, not to mention prohibitively expensive.

[Guest]

In Estonia? Their cities would be large towns in a real country.

[Guest]

spoony should go full psycho and start doing streams again, but ALWAYS in character as Dr. Insano. he should also shut down his twitter and open a new one as Dr. Insano. and he should do edited vids as insano, reviews or just aimless vids of him rambling. I'm imagining this as either a 'performance art piece' or just a legit mental breakdown (and let's be honest, there's no difference). like those people who 'revert' to their childhood, except it's the spoonster reverting to his shitty fictitious character from his 'glory days'.

so it'd just be like this huge demented cry for help from the spoonster basically, and all his old TGWTG colleagues would pretend to be concerned on twitter, so would his remaining furfag/tranny/otherkin/fuckedupfreako twitter followers/remaining fans. but for me, it would just be 100x more interesting that what he's actually doing, which is nothing. i'd love to see some bat shit crazy shit show like that. and to be honest, it'd almost have a tiny hint of brilliancy to it, because part of you'd have to wonder how self aware of what he was doing he was, and how much of it was just him being fully insane(o). it could be his swan song to the internet.

it'd be like how alan moore originally wanted to take some shitty old characters DC comics acquired and use them as the basis for his watchmen comic. to take these old established characters and fuck with them in a new context (like he actually did with marvelman). except it's spoony taking his retarded character and using it to become a some kind of meta dumpster fire. it'd be this multi faceted mystery of exactly what was going on.

anyway i know that's a pretty gay fantasy but at least it'd be interesting. unlike IRL spoons, or you faggots and this shitty thread about a has been who does nothing. couldn't one of you homos at least make an epic mega edit video of every single known clip of dr insano, just all the moments he's on camera or that we hear his voice, edited together, ass to mouth like a hideous dr insano centipede? that video existing on youtube would be its own enigma in and of itself, like who the fuck would want to see that or make it? it has to exist! one of you faggots do it. or have those russian weirdos who subtitled all the spoony videos into russian already done this?

[Keith Chegwin]

In Estonia? Their cities would be large towns in a real country.

Even less reason to own a car and, therefore, a licence

[Rushy]

Seriously, no wonder you're a faggot. No driver's license at your age is just disgraceful and embarrassing. Have fun being unemployable as fuck.

Behold as a wild ass in the desert go I forth to my work

[veris leta facies]

Tonyyy, you are a true Redeemer of Shitposters! R.I.P. Infiniti I30, a classic. Two witnesses saying it was Spoony who ran the red lights and now Spoony's going to court. Beautiful. I'm on the team Stempien. Skin that bastard up to the bones in court!

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