Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[AdorableOtter]

This is the last tweet before he went GTA

and it's 07:32 AM local time, close but not that close. What a disappointment. Or maybe he just deleted the tweets but no way to tell.

[Osterzone]

If you hover over the time on the tweet, it says 25 January 2019 14:32:47, which would be 8:32 central time since he's in Illinois. An hour later, he runs the red.

[MegaNigger]

Poetry. Fucking god damn poetry. I love it.

[wulfenlord]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: My boyfriend (who shuffles me to the post office as often as we can) was in a car accident very recently. He is safe and relatively unhurt; our car, however, is wrecked beyond repair or use. Due to this, orders may very well be late/later until we figure out insurance stuff and the feasibility of a rental/loaner vehicle.

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[VoiceOfReasonPast]

HOW do you tweet and drive? It's... it's pretty easy, dude.

While driving... you tweet. Done.

Okay, then I guess I should ask the obvious question: WHY

even drug addicts stop the car before they inject themselves. I hope

Never trust other drivers to not be complete morons.

[Rushy]

I'll remember that if I ever decide to drive

[oldbones]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: My boyfriend (who shuffles me to the post office as often as we can) was in a car accident very recently. He is safe and relatively unhurt; our car, however, is wrecked beyond repair or use. Due to this, orders may very well be late/later until we figure out insurance stuff and the feasibility of a rental/loaner vehicle.

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How fast was this pill popper going that his car is totaled? Anyway don't worry April. I'm sure Spoon'y s cut rate insurance will fully cover the cost of a rental car. HAHAHAHAHA.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

I'll remember that if I ever decide to drive

You've never driven a car??? no wonder you are such a pussyfag

[Rushy]

I'll remember that if I ever decide to drive

You've never driven a car??? no wonder you are such a pussyfag

Oh, woe is me

[Auli]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: My boyfriend (who shuffles me to the post office as often as we can) was in a car accident very recently. He is safe and relatively unhurt; our car, however, is wrecked beyond repair or use. Due to this, orders may very well be late/later until we figure out insurance stuff and the feasibility of a rental/loaner vehicle.

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How fast was this pill popper going that his car is totaled? Anyway don't worry April. I'm sure Spoon'y s cut rate insurance will fully cover the cost of a rental car. HAHAHAHAHA.

Oh wow.. really? They're gonna milk sympathy-points for an accident HE caused? He ran a fucking red light! xD

Totalled? Total BS, more like it! WOW! We'd see Spoony whine the fuck out of Twitter if it was that bad.