April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:07 pm

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I think for next Halloween, we should collaborate to write creepypastas about "Lost Internet Nobody Videos".
I'll try to remember that.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:50 pm

Not only does she have stuffed animals on her bed but of course she would have a linked bed post like that.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Singh'sSpot » Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:31 pm

That's not Pingu,also you wanna bet she makes sweet love to that Iron Bull plush?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:23 pm

And the tragedies keep rolling on the Antwiler household. She seems more upset about this than her stupid boyfriend wrecking the damn car.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:31 pm

He doesn't let her use the car or even drive her to her job. The fuck does it matter to her if it's wrecked?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Wed Jan 30, 2019 3:24 am

>how stupid is tumblr
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AdorableOtter » Wed Jan 30, 2019 4:38 pm

mad bum wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:50 pm
Not only does she have stuffed animals on her bed but of course she would have a linked bed post like that.
rApril, that's not Pingu. This is Pingu.

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Please take your meds, you need them. Giving them to Sploony is wrong in so many levels. Pleeeeease, take you meds.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Wed Jan 30, 2019 8:28 pm

pibbs wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:23 pm
And the tragedies keep rolling on the Antwiler household. She seems more upset about this than her stupid boyfriend wrecking the damn car.
I've seen her pictures of those dolls and they were really disturbing, definitely not child friendly, thankfully these two will never have children.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:56 pm

It's currently -6F/-21C in Chicago. April is going to fucking die of exposure waiting for the bus to take her to work. I doubt Noah would drive her even if he hadn't crashed the Spoonmobile. I hope she wises up and leaves him.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Old Black Man » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:05 pm

BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:56 pm
It's currently -6F/-21C in Chicago. April is going to fucking die of exposure waiting for the bus to take her to work. I doubt Noah would drive her even if he hadn't crashed the Spoonmobile. I hope she wises up and leaves him.
How much snow do you think she’s had to shovel?
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