Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[AngrySpoonySnob]

What a fucking asshole seriously....

Running a red light is an asshole move any time just like other reckless driving is.

but here is the kicker that makes spoony the uber uber asshole out of all assholes.
Others might have an excuse, I was in a hurry, I worked late and just wanted to get home faster, my family needs me. WHATEVER excuse they use its still an asshole move but spoony

BUT SPOONY THE MUDDERVOKKER

NEVERR
has anything to do.... Wtf is his reason for being so hasty he has to run a red light?? he isnt doing shit 6.75 days out of the week ffs.
He really feels above "regular" people living in his own sick world with his sick tranny orc and his sick own rules.

PSA to anyone paying his patreon still: I hate you kill yourself for real, you paying for his habits and allowing him to stay insane almost got some people killed good job...

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Also has anyone gone back to see how much sleep he had before getting in the car? Probably was up for 30 hours straight tweeting too the asshole

[Guest]

At last, Spoony did something... ran a red light and put a family in the hospital. Take all the time you need, boss!

Maybe they had a Christmas tree sticking out of their trunk or through a passenger window, or a MAGA bumper sticker.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Aren't streets in Burgerland, like, really spacious? Including the intersections?

At last, Spoony did something... ran a red light and put a family in the hospital. Take all the time you need, boss!

They probably voted for Trump, anyways.

[Osterzone]

Also has anyone gone back to see how much sleep he had before getting in the car? Probably was up for 30 hours straight tweeting too the asshole

He had just finished doing an emoji flag rendition of Yakko's World around 6:48 am then retweeted some news clip at 8:40 am. 1 hour later, at 9:34 am, he runs a red light, hitting Steve Stempien's car.

edit: adjusted for timezones

[Guest]

Also has anyone gone back to see how much sleep he had before getting in the car? Probably was up for 30 hours straight tweeting too the asshole

He had just finished doing an emoji flag rendition of Yakko's World around 5 am then retweeted some news clip at 6:40 am. 3 hours later, at 9:34 am, he runs a red light, hitting Steve Stempien's car.

The asshole was probably falling asleep at the wheel or seeing double when it happened. Totally preventable if he put his fucking twitter addiction on hold for a few more hours and actually tried to sleep. Has anyone figured out where he was actually going?

[Osterzone]

If he was driving west, he was probably going back home from wherever he was. There's a Walmart close to where the accident was, so that's a possibility.

[Guest]

If he was driving west, he was probably going back home from wherever he was. There's a Walmart close to where the accident was, so that's a possibility.

So buying more Twinkies, chicken tendies and lots of booze.

[Guest]

Maybe he did it deliberately. He gets in an accident, gets injured, then he can claim them sweet disability checks. Or at the least he thinks his patreon would get more sympathy money.

[FuckSploony]

Spoonys twitter is almost at 100k tweets. This fucker will reach that before this week ends.