Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Old Black Man]

Evidence they still interact away from Twitter:

Is this their freaky sexual roleplaying?

[pibbs]

There is no sex in that house. Only rApril and her Skyrim

[Bobito]

well after the accident rapril seemed worried in twitter of the chance of losing her mealticket, now both are back to the routine of ignoring each other.

[Guest]

He could go the DSP route and claim his accident has messed up his back and he should get money in compensation.

[Singh'sSpot]

NOah didn't die frim this accident cause he's an immortal, unless his head is cut from his body and absorbing his quickening, scratch that no warrior wants his quickening.

[Auli]

well after the accident rapril seemed worried in twitter of the chance of losing her mealticket, now both are back to the routine of ignoring each other.

Can someone tl;dr for me?

[Guest]

Spoony hit another car while driving. Police report not available yet.

April tweeted at him if he was okay instead of calling like a normal person would. Over the next couple of days, Spoony bitched about bruises and nobody knows or cares what April did.

They're now insufferably twitter flirting.

[Guest]

No, my mistake, Spoony is tweeting lies about how he insufferably flirts with April.

[Tony Schiavone]

Alright, you beautiful fags.
Let this be making up for the fact that you haven't had any roundups lately.

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[Le Redditeur]

Benzoed so much he ran last the red light (DON'T. TELL. ME. WHEN. TO STOP). Nice.

Thanks Tony, for taking one in the pocket for the team.