The Other people on Channel Awesome

[Tony Schiavone]

Reminder of the day: Mike Michaud thought BarFiesta would be a good idea.

Even he should've known that was doomed to fail. Thinking his audience would be the type to go outside and interact with other humans?

[da PAC Nigguh]

Reminder of the day: Mike Michaud thought BarFiesta would be a good idea.

Even he should've known that was doomed to fail. Thinking his audience would be the type to go outside and interact with other humans?

Yeah I always thought that was ridiculous. Really misread their audience with that one.

[Le Redditeur]

You don't get it, do you? It was just an excuse to get shitfaced on corporate (so, tax-deductible) money, on the guise of "reviewing" bars and nightclubs. Just according to keikaku*, folks.

*note: "keikaku" means "plan"

[Guest]

You don't get it, do you? It was just an excuse to get shitfaced on corporate (so, tax-deductible) money, on the guise of "reviewing" bars and nightclubs. Just according to keikaku*, folks.

*note: "keikaku" means "plan"

Based Mike "Magnificent" Michaud comes out on top again! Just like when he outed a rapist and deflated his CTC foes in one fatal blow that he made look like an accident! Small minds cannot comprehend his 5D chess moves. The Death Note sub quote is especially apt, because he's basically Light Yagami with an XBox controller instead of a Death Note.

[Tony Schiavone]

You don't get it, do you? It was just an excuse to get shitfaced on corporate (so, tax-deductible) money, on the guise of "reviewing" bars and nightclubs. Just according to keikaku*, folks.

*note: "keikaku" means "plan"

If that was the case why the hell did they even end it?

[ChangeTheChunnel]

Reminder of the day: Mike Michaud thought BarFiesta would be a good idea.

Jesus Christ, why didn't Mike foresee the failure that was BarFiesta? He can't read people's minds or thought that his viewers were more intelligent and sociable? It's like he's human and capable of misjudging and making mistakes or something.

Also reminder: Nobody here is going to care no matter how many times you keep bringing up these things. But do keep at it. We'll keep shooting them down.

[pibbs]

Jewario didn't commit suicide, Chicago Mike Michaud had him killed, and everyone at CA was in on it.

Here's my sperg theory. (I'm bored waiting at the doctor's office so fuck off)

Jewario was becoming a liability to the organization, see? He was sloppy, and something had to be done. Under Mike's orders, Mad Doge proposed to Jewy an ultimate crossover reviewing a legendary bad movie. In Mad Doge's script Jews Carmichael would feign eating a gun, performing a tired IN trope of killing oneself to avoid watching anymore of a terrible movie. "Sausage Links" Linkara provided the "fake" gun.

Jewario's wife was the key to the plan, but lucky for Chicago Mike, she had had enough of his infidelity and embarrassing IN life style. She wanted a man, a real man with a good job. "Bottom's Up" Lindsay sent "Old-Lady" Lupa and Brownbags Holly to brainwash the wife with feminist propaganda and a bag of money. That fatal night she convinced Justin to rehearse his tragic scene.

"Katana" Rob was the "executive producer" making sure the pawns were in their places. Brad "The Snowman" Jones had law enforcement (on the CA payroll) spin the suicide narrative. Angry Joe was the cleaner, disposing of the evidence and making sure everyone had an alibi. Operation "Double-CROSSover" was a success.

But after a time and cracking under the guilt, Change the Channel was a vieled admission of Lupa's and Brownbag's crimes. Marzgurl was just an ignorant stooge. Chicago Mike's tactics and intimidation were coded in the context of a metoo movement. The Purge of 2017 was orchestrated by Chicago Mike to tighten up the organization and to send a message. All exiled producers (slang for gangsters) went underground out of fear of Chicago Mike's iron fist.

To this day, Lupa, Brownbags, and Linkara are under constant fear of Greasy Spoon's sniper rifle if they ever reveal the truth.

[ChangeTheChunnel]

Next week on "As the Sperg Burns"...

[Guest]

Here's my sperg theory. (I'm bored waiting at the doctor's office so fuck off)

Good luck on your transitioning.

[Liar Revealed]

Jewario didn't commit suicide, Chicago Mike Michaud had him killed, and everyone at CA was in on it.

The killer already confessed to it. So you're saying Michaud hired him?