Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

[pibbs]

Why didn't Holly Shitbag call the police herself? These children really did expect Mike and the Walkers to wipe their asses for them, didn't they?

The one thing Holly doesn't need is somebody to wipe her ass.

[rabidtictac]

1) too long, just scanned
2) this is the same old crap we've read before. This very story was in the CA document.
3) I'm suspicious of any POV that has a "management hated me for no reason". There was a reason. You're not telling the whole story. Probably, because you're the same ilk as the others, especially Lupa. Victim mentality, with the inability to self critique and improve. Aka a millennial snowflake.
4) Your numbers were constantly in the toilet, yet they let you stay on to give you a chance to improve.
5) Management of any business isn't your over doting mommy. Whether in sales or entertainment, if you ain't got the numbers either bring them up, or GTFO
6) You sound like a whiny bitch. Most likely you saturated management with constant non issues and complaints.
7) I've got a date to go on. Someone else deal with this nobody.

This is all I need to see. TGWTG has a problem and I keep bringing it up: Why the FUCK do they hire peopel with shit views? Nigga, you better have some pretty decent viewership before I even think of adding you to my Doge Autism Squad.

Get that ass fucked. You deserved to get fired with low views. That should be the #1 criterion for who gets the ax. I'm so tired of listening to this petty bullshit and non-complaints. It'd be different if you brought in angry joe views and they fired you because you voted a way they didn't like but that didn't happen, did it? Whiny cunt. You brought no value to their website so they let you go.

Management probably hated you because you were a whiny bitch and you posted long-ass screeds that put my shitposts to shame.

[Credo in Deum]

Don't even know who this Gonzo guy is, never heard of him lol.

[jpakke]

I don't think retail or customer service would tell you "your numbers suck, stop asking" and then not tell you how to improve (Gonzo).

Holy shit. Are you 12 years old? This sentence is basically life.

Just shows how fucking divorced from the reality internet nobodies are, you will definitely get shitcanned from the customer service work if your numbers are shit, like in the call center. Having worked in customer service/retail, they definitely keeps tabs on the numbers, and you'll get fired if you take too few calls, for example. INs would never survive in the real world, no wonder they're mostly shutins.

[Kojak Norseman]

Don't even know who this Gonzo guy is, never heard of him lol.

Same here. From what I understand, he didn't even make video reviews. Searched for him on YT and found nothing. Guy makes Latza look like a celebrity by comparison. Michaud was hardly in the wrong when he said no one would watch (or read) his content.

[Guest]

Well, did some more digging around, and I found him. Searching "Dr Gonzo" gives you nothing but unrelated stuff, even adding "tgwtg" or "Channel Awesome" just gives you CTC vids and no actual content directly from the man himself. His name not being in most of the video titles and different from the account name probably didn't help either. Not much of interest to people here, but found the rapist tribute Michaud nixed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08hkVfGCckM&t=56s

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

No need for deep, investigative research if you can just head over to the Channel Autism Wiki.

It's even on the cutting edge of CA-related events:

On April 2nd, 2018, a 73-page Google doc was released containing contributions from ex-contibutors such as Obscurus Lupa, Linkara, Phelous, Lindsay Ellis, and many others describing their grievances and dealings with Channel Awesome, particularly with Mike Michaud and the Walker brothers.

Channel Awesome's response did not address the issues and simply stated "we regret you felt that way". This caused a major backlash causing a mass exit of contributors, similar to the exit in 2014-15. The subscriber count of Channel Awesome began going into freefall as many fans considered CA's response as unprofessional.

On April 12th, 2018, Channel Awesome released a second statement, in which, rather than apologizing for previous behavior, it simply gave the 'other side of the story' on a few select accounts from the aforementioned Google Doc. It only served to tarnish their reputation even further and the vast majority of their contributors have now left.

Kinda.

[Guest]

Don't even know who this Gonzo guy is, never heard of him lol.

Same here. From what I understand, he didn't even make video reviews. Searched for him on YT and found nothing. Guy makes Latza look like a celebrity by comparison. Michaud was hardly in the wrong when he said no one would watch (or read) his kahntent.

I even find preposterous that Marzgurl had any views at all.

Lupa back in the day was at least trying to copy Phelous and Doge, while Marzgurl would just sit on her couch and sperg about Japan in front of a webcam with no footage, no images, no anything in every single fucking video.

These people were garbage worse than Chris Bores and they cry because their peepees weren't sucked like Doge's

[Guest]

At least they didn't plagiarize.

[ChangeTheChunnel]

If I were a worse person, I'd figure out a way to permanently mess up that site, just to break the mods' hearts.