The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Rushy]

I really want Good Son 2 now. Reunite him and Elijah Wood and give him some crazy-looking scars.

That would be cool, except that...

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... his character would have had to survive the fall from the cliff.

Unless they made it a paranormal/psychological horror with his ghost haunting a grownup Elijah Wood. That might be fun.

It's Good Son 2. Just have a fake flapping bat vomit some blood on his corpse. If it's good enough for Sir Christopher Lee, it'll work for Macaulay Culkin.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Jeebus, don't be silly. Nobody will question the logic of a horror sequel just bringing back the main villain.

[mad bum]

His dad stole all his home alone money, so I welcome him getting clean and doing some work.

[MegaNigger]

His dad stole all his home alone money, so I welcome him getting clean and doing some work.

My thoughts exactly. His brother is pretty dead pan funny in the stuff I've seen him in.

[Guest]

His dad stole all his home alone money, so I welcome him getting clean and doing some work.

Stole it recently? Dude was on Will & Grace and other shit a few years ago. It's not like he was some failed child actor.

[steamyham]

He was also raising all his siblings because his parents were hell bent on fucking them all up if it meant sheckles.

[Liar Revealed]

He was also raising all his siblings because his parents were hell bent on fucking them all up if it meant sheckles.

Just read up on his dad. He's like the white Joe Jackson
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kit_Culkin
A failed actor that shit out a ton of kids and sponged off them. He and his wife divorced because they were fighting over Macaulay's money.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Wow I never knew Bonnie Bedelia was their aunt.

[Guest]

Wow I never knew Bonnie Bedelia was their aunt.

I jerked off to her so hard in Judicial Consent. The old late-night Cinemax years were amazing.

[RAPEMAN]

James is milking Culkan dry. Even he can't save the Nerd's shitty BotW knock off.