Movie Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also: just how catchy is the song, and how good is the performance?

I mean, your typical Disney villain song usually doesn't advance a lot of stuff (aside from fleshing out the bad guy in question), but boy are they ever hamming it up.

Or you could just have your first meeting with the protagonist and turn it into a song, which has you advance the plot while hamming it up:

[Keith Chegwin]

Animated Lion King had that young kid from Home Improvement voicing Simba. The remake has a 40-year-old black guy.

Seriously? Do black children not exist?

They do. Guest can't read.

[Old Black Man]

I keep annoying people by calling the new Lion King a cartoon, but come on with all that CGI that’s exactly what it is. Also love that PC diversity casting because gotta put black peoples in roles pertaining to Africa.

I miss Walt Disney, he wouldn’t put up with all this bullshit. When will he come out of cryogenic sleep to kill Kathleen Kennedy?

[Rushy]

What does Kennedy have to do with the Lion King?

[Old Black Man]

What does Kennedy have to do with the Lion King?

Nothing directly, I just figured if Mecha Walt showed up she’d be the first gone. Although since Disney bought jewcasfilms and put her in charge the PC bullshit has been full force, so I imagine she’s partly to blame.

[veris leta facies]

If this nu Lion King does something right, it encapsulates perfectly the current year Hollywood; remakes, CGI, virtue signalling, niggers & Jews.. I rarely go to cinema anymore, I've been 3 times in this year (2 times of my own will, once I was forced to go watch some Mahvel superhero porn BS with Homer Simpson as a bad guy. I have already forgot its name and I don't even care to remember), whereas 15 years ago I used to go at least once in a month. Not only are they complete crap these days, movies are more politized now than ever. They can keep their communist gospel.

Also: just how catchy is the song, and how good is the performance?

I mean, your typical Disney villain song usually doesn't advance a lot of stuff (aside from fleshing out the bad guy in question), but boy are they ever hamming it up.

So you admit liking Disney songs. You sing along the Disney films you're watching? Let it Go? And don't you fucking dare to reply with some Miku "this is how I sing" video.

[Guest]

I miss Walt Disney, he wouldn’t put up with all this bullshit. When will he come out of cryogenic sleep to kill Kathleen Kennedy?

Never gonna happen. Walter was cremated after he died of lung cancer. Chain smoking has a habit of doing that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So you admit liking Disney songs. You sing along the Disney films you're watching? Let it Go? And don't you fucking dare to reply with some Miku "this is how I sing" video.

I like some Disney songs, you generalist pig. The good guy songs can usually eat a dick.

Also:

[veris leta facies]

Not just Miku, but Miku with cultural appropriation!

[Old Black Man]

So you admit liking Disney songs. You sing along the Disney films you're watching? Let it Go? And don't you fucking dare to reply with some Miku "this is how I sing" video.

I like some Disney songs, you generalist pig. The good guy songs can usually eat a dick.

Also:

There is no shame in belting out Hellfire from Hunchback of Norte Dome my friend.