Movie Thread

[Kugelfisch]

Feet are a low tier garbage fetish.

It makes for 70% of all fetishists. No joke. Leather and latex ain't got shit on it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There's a disturbing amount of foot fetish ecchishit that's like the exact same picture with a different waifu.

[Kugelfisch]

There's a disturbing amount of foot fetish ecchishit that's like the exact same picture with a different waifu.

And you went through the entire folder twice just to make sure?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yes, just as I am want to do on Wednesdays.

[Guest]

Are ya'll ready for the totally necessary "live-action" remake of The Lion Kangz featuring:

>99% of the film being in CGI that somehow passes as "live-action"
>majority of the original voice cast being replaced
>the strong push for extra diversity (AKA the majority of the voice cast being black)
>muh nostalgia pandering to the nth degree

SpoilerShow

It's gonna be next year's Black Panther which'll make it impossible to criticize.

[Kugelfisch]

The musical has been a massive hit for years now and quite honestly it can't get any worse than a nigger-filled musical anyway.

[Guest]

It looks so bland, like every other cgi talking animal movie.

The original was s really well animated, beautiful film. This just looks generic and tiresome. It's going to make at least a billion dollars and probably more than two. It'll be hailed as a masterpiece despite being an uninspired shot for shot remake of a far more watchable film. Reddit, Twitter and Tumblr npcs will cream their pants for it, wailing and gnashing their teeth and swooning in the theater. It'll doubtless be at least nominated for several Oscars, with Beyonce probably grabbing one. She's likely at least locked for a Grammy and a Golden Globe. You'll be shocked and saddened to discover people you otherwise thought of so intelligent and healthy claiming to have loved it.

It's all just so tiresome.

[Rushy]

It looks weird as shit.
And I can't wank to it.
Fuck's sake.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Currently watching the Joe Bob Briggs Thanksgiving night horror marathon on Shudder. It's super entertaining.

Any of the IN movie reviewers who aren't watching this now are fucking up. This is movie commentary delivered with the kind of knowledge, authority, humor and charisma (even while discussing films that have been talked about to death already) that most of them don't have 1/100th of. They could learn something.

First film was the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre".

The original "The Hills Have Eyes" just started and I'm gonna open another beer and enjoy.

[Guest]

Are ya'll ready for the totally necessary "live-action" remake of The Lion Kangz featuring:

>99% of the film being in CGI that somehow passes as "live-action"
>majority of the original voice cast being replaced
>the strong push for extra diversity (AKA the majority of the voice cast being black)
>muh nostalgia pandering to the nth degree

SpoilerShow

It's gonna be next year's Black Panther which'll make it impossible to criticize.

Didn't come to play? It's a shot-by-shot remake of the original trailer and it wowed nobody but dumbshits. The CG looks ass too. I'm more surprised to look at that cast list and not see James Corden. I guess it was one cuck too much.

But to be fair, the last Avengers was 99% CGI but is considered live-action.