Movie Thread

[Guest]

The weirdest thing about this new series is the whole "Fantastic Beasts" side. Like, okay, prequel about the previous big bad guy and young Dumbledore and their war I get, but none of this has zilch to do with Eddie Redmayne and his kooky Muggle sidekick chasing after giant CGI toy commercials.
That's why the first film was so lukewarm to me, because half of it was an amusing comedy about magical creatures being loose in New York and this mismatched team coming together to save the zoo from the big bad Ministry(kind of like a modern update on an 80s cliche). And then half of it was grimdark "war is coming" stuff. This one abandons the cutesy stuff almost entirely, but now it just feels contrived for Dumbledore to get this random quirky zoologist to fight against evil Johnny Depp.

It would've made way more sense to just do "Fantastic Beasts" and "Crimes Of Grindelwald" and call it A Hogwarts Story or something.

Well the first one was a cash-in on Rowling's book of the same name that had absolutely no story and was just a bunch of DnD entries set in the Potterverse.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I hope the final movie in this prequel trilogy will involve the Quidditch historian who wrote the other Potterverse sourcebook. He's such an integral character to the whole Grindelwald mythos.

[Rushy]

I hope the final movie in this prequel trilogy will involve the Quidditch historian who wrote the other Potterverse sourcebook. He's such an integral character to the whole Grindelwald mythos.

*quintology

[Guest]

I hope the final movie in this prequel trilogy will involve the Quidditch historian who wrote the other Potterverse sourcebook. He's such an integral character to the whole Grindelwald mythos.

Hell yeah man! Quidditch Through the Ages will be the PERFECT epic ending to the series. At least it would still be better than Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Kinda harsh calling his gay son that BTW Rowling. I thought you were woke.

[Guest]

From Dusk till Dawn was awesome.

Guest posting was a mistake.

Awesome once they got to the Mexican strippers. The first half was a Tarantino foot fetish documentary.

[Keith Chegwin]

So basically like every Tarantino film ever made?

[mad bum]

Feet are a low tier garbage fetish.

[Guest]

Feet are a low tier garbage fetish.

Exactly. This is also why Tarantino is trash and /tv/ is trash.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well, at least it was feet and not lolis.

I hope the final movie in this prequel trilogy will involve the Quidditch historian who wrote the other Potterverse sourcebook. He's such an integral character to the whole Grindelwald mythos.

*quintology

How stunning and brave.

Hell yeah man! Quidditch Through the Ages will be the PERFECT epic ending to the series. At least it would still be better than Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Kinda harsh calling his gay son that BTW Rowling. I thought you were woke.

She's only ever woke as a retcon.

[Guest]

Well, at least it was feet and not lolis.

Loli foot fetish? So Joss Whedon?