But in order to be gay you have to work out in order for other men to want to fuck you. Linkara loves his tendies too much to look good enough to be a twink for a Big Daddy so he goes after trannies and large women to replicate the experience.JL Unlimited wrote: ↑Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:09 pmLinkara would’ve been better off coming out the closet, and dick-riding real men.
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But then mummy and daddy would find out and realise he's not the good, perfect Christian boy he thinks they think he is.JL Unlimited wrote: ↑Sun Nov 11, 2018 2:09 pmLinkara would’ve been better off coming out the closet, and dick-riding real men.
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<Doesn’t want parents to know he’s gay
<Doesn’t care if parents know he’s a coalburner
Me:

Guest wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:17 pmYou're a bunch of monkeys dancing for shekels. Dance and keep your pie holes shut, monkeys. Your dumbass opinions aren't wanted and aren't valid.
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Is Linky one of those INs with a big family?
Maybe they thought if he impregnated the gorilla it wasn't a big deal, he was already the designated genetic dud.
Maybe they thought if he impregnated the gorilla it wasn't a big deal, he was already the designated genetic dud.
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If the small turnout for his wedding was any indication, then he doesn't have a big family. Or maybe most of the Lovhaugs stayed home thinking she was one of Minnesota's imported Somalians.
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No, but he's close with his parents, they've mentioned a few times they watch everything Lewis is involved with. And he's mentioned before that when he started out, they told him to keep his language relatively clean, which is why he doesn't swear. But then you see those forum posts where he's talking about being a nasty little cock slut and you can tell most of it is an act.Guest wrote: ↑Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:14 amIs Linky one of those INs with a big family?
Maybe they thought if he impregnated the gorilla it wasn't a big deal, he was already the designated genetic dud.
It'd be hilarious to see what he would write under a pseudonym, give him some cash to write a novel where no one would know it was him and see just how filthy and perverted it turns out.
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He could finally be free to make his true magnum opus: Requiem for a Cockslut.drisko wrote: ↑Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:54 amNo, but he's close with his parents, they've mentioned a few times they watch everything Lewis is involved with. And he's mentioned before that when he started out, they told him to keep his language relatively clean, which is why he doesn't swear. But then you see those forum posts where he's talking about being a nasty little cock slut and you can tell most of it is an act.Guest wrote: ↑Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:14 amIs Linky one of those INs with a big family?
Maybe they thought if he impregnated the gorilla it wasn't a big deal, he was already the designated genetic dud.
It'd be hilarious to see what he would write under a pseudonym, give him some cash to write a novel where no one would know it was him and see just how filthy and perverted it turns out.
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Apparently, there's a long and detailed rape scene in his first Angel Armor book. I've always been curious about it, but not curious enough to pay.
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VIOLET! YOU'RE TURNING VIOLET, VIOLET!

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After all that talk about HotShots in the other thead ive watched it yesterday again. And now only one scene comes ti my mind that would even funnier.
When Harambre and Lumpy would recreate all the sex scenes from both movies take....by...take.
When Harambre and Lumpy would recreate all the sex scenes from both movies take....by...take.
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