Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Couldn't make it past 0:56 where he turned into Jim Sterling for some reason.

He is getting grotesquely fat.

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Cum is fattening.

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Had a thought--then clicked through the vid quickly to confirm it was true.
You know what I realized this is lacking? Absolutely NO ONE ELSE wishing him any sort of congratulations on his 10th anniversary.
None of his former collabs posted anything on Twitter either (just the usual retweet requests from freaks). He wished Nash a happy birthday and got nothing in return.

Have a theory why he's basically ignored by them nowShow

Fewer people want anything to do with him anymore, simply because he makes them all look bad. All the others are still living with their deluded egos and dreams of being more important than they are.

He's proven that he can continue to make a living pumping out shitty movies that cost practically nothing and guarantee him a profit. Brad knows this but keeps trying to delude himself by hiring a director that he's more legit. The others like Doge, Tennesse Drunk, and Wanky Wancarlos invest in better cameras or "full-time" assists/staff to fool themselves into thinking that they're growing somewhere.
Not Linky--he'll just reach out for the same garbage skits using any off the street 12-th tier critic wannabe that's willing.

He keeps putting in cringe clips of them in the past for his own "universe" that they probably want to forget for their big career aspriations.
And the whole time he keeps his dopey demenour like he's just happy to be there. They're mad because he's the one guy in the office that never wants a raise and always stays willing to work for the same amount....so the rest of them can never earn more. He's shown that you can keep making a living doing the exact same stuff the same way they did ten years ago and still making a living being the same deluded ignorant guy with his MST3K references.

He shows them how low the bar can go and still keep humming along. It makes Spoony want to keep ignoring him because the difference between them is practically nothing, and how much more work he'd actually have to do to get anywhere. It makes the others resentful because they can't hate him because he married a minority they're also secretly repulsed by.

He's a big giant mirror that they can't stand, and want to go away. But she's shown he can do this practically forever.
Some burn out. Some sell out. Some go crazy. Some quit altogether.
Only Linky is blissfully unaware of everything else around him, and never has to care.

Well he also alienated the team Doge when he cucked to #complicit. Otherwise I think he'd still be getting along just fine with Doge. They were always happy to collab, and no matter how many projects he's failed on, Doge is still more successful than Linkara so he can fall back on that to comfort himself. The rest of them you're absolutely right about. Lupa, Lindsay, and co. absolutely have unwarranted self importance and they have to resent Linky for being fucking a white male who at one point identified as a Republican. Of course they don't wish him a happy anniversary after he threw his relationship with Doge under the bus for them.

This is where cucking out to SJW's gets you Linkara. DID YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON?

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It's great how much he sucks and he doesn't know it.
I guess his voice is a little less gay than it used to be. Probably from age and weight gain.

And I still can't believe he cucked out on CA in solidarity with fucking Lupa and Marz.

[Some Sick Fuck]

He reminds of one of these autistic freaks that used to host Game Life

[Osterzone]

And I still can't believe he cucked out on CA in solidarity with fucking Lupa and Marz.

But Loops said she's proud of him for doing that. That's worth more than a billion views.

[GitGud]

I still hope that one day he will be standing on the reciving end of an dildo firing, large bore high pressure air cannon.....god that fucking face. Like a pale flesh coulored Stay Puff Marshmellow Man...

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh, he'll probably be first in line whenever they need to devour each other.

[MrPopperBanks]

He reminds of one of these autistic freaks that used to host Game Life

Mmmmm. Imagine either of these two studs grinding on top of you.

[drisko]

It's great how much he sucks and he doesn't know it.
I guess his voice is a little less gay than it used to be. Probably from age and weight gain.

And I still can't believe he cucked out on CA in solidarity with fucking Lupa and Marz.

Well there were probably more people pushing him to quit as well. Remember, at that point the CA stories had been coming out slowly and they were getting a lot more negative attention. Especially on tumblr, which believes in guilt by association. That's probably where a lot of the pressure came from, he just never made it public.