Weebshit Thread

[Kugelfisch]

Didn't Pathfinder get pozzed to shit in the last few years?

[Guest]

Didn't Pathfinder get pozzed to shit in the last few years?

As pozzed to shit as it's possible for a tabletop RPG to get. The Pathfinder 2.0 beta has a section saying that "marginalized" players should be able to tell the GM and other players how to play so they feel "welcome" because the big mean misogynerds have historically made them feel excluded.

[Kugelfisch]

Thought I read something like that on /tg/ once.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Have you also read about the Bioware-inspired dating rules they have? Which are about as functional as everything they didn't rip off from an OGL product?

Though my favorite bit is how Starfinder (a likely prototype for Pathfinder 2.0) has JRPG equipment tier progression. Because apparently 3.X was not gear-dependent enough.

Didn't Pathfinder get pozzed to shit in the last few years?

Well, they released books with classes like "Medieval Batman" and "Magical Girl With An Odd Focus on Summoning Monsters Because We All Know How Useful Those Stupid Mascots Are"

[Guest]

Have you also read about the Bioware-inspired dating rules they have? Which are about as functional as everything they didn't rip off from an OGL product?

Though my favorite bit is how Starfinder (a likely prototype for Pathfinder 2.0) has JRPG equipment tier progression. Because apparently 3.X was not gear-dependent enough.

Didn't Pathfinder get pozzed to shit in the last few years?

Well, they released books with classes like "Medieval Batman" and "Magical Girl With An Odd Focus on Summoning Monsters Because We All Know How Useful Those Stupid Mascots Are"

That last bit is a direct result of the influx of "quirky" theater kids into tabletop RPG's. Not that everyone who's really into the roleplay part of the game is bad, I tend to like roleplaying a lot myself. But you have all these Joss Whedon type niggas who think combining a bunch of awful, obnoxious, post-modern tropes in a blender creates an acceptable character instead of one you want to get mauled at the first possible opportunity and refuse to resurrect afterwards.

BTW, most of this stuff was precipitated by White Wolf over a decade ago, which employed the likes of Cuck Wendig as writers. They created the prototype for the pozzing of tabletop RPG's.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Is Cuck Wendig as batshit crazy as some of the old Mage: The Whateverthefuck writers who legit believed that game's magic system was the real deal?

[Guest]

Is Cuck Wendig as batshit crazy as some of the old Mage: The Whateverthefuck writers who legit believed that game's magic system was the real deal?

I know the site is full of basement dwellers, troll sheilders, and furries, but look at his page on foxdickfarms. Good summary of the legend:

Blackwashed Turok, of all fucking characters. Because American Indians have so much representation outside of Westerns.

Claimed that continuity doesn't matter at all, even in real life history, because people have different interpretations of events.

Tweets repeatedly about poop and once tweeted a detailed story about sharting himself in public.

Unable to write-- a sentence-- with more than ten words. Uses- dashes instead of - commas for some reason. Writes his fiction-in third person-present-tense--.

Often writes like a literal toddler. Terms like "thready-thread", "poopie", etc.

Made a Hillary Clinton expy with a bunch of gay friends, including an ex-Imperial who defected because he was gay, the star of his Star Wars: Aftermath novel. Famously claimed the only reason anyone didn't like it, or any of his writing, is because they're homophobes.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

White Wolf: for batshit snowflakes, by batshit snowflakes.

[Guest]

The Cuck Wendigo thread of foxdicks is pretty gud, would recommend.
He literally got the job writing for Star Wars by begging for it on Twitter, wew lad.
I read on there that the tranny pedo faggot that goes by "SecretGamerGirl" on Twatter wrote for pathfinder.

[Auli]

I'll try and binge Made in Abyss this weekend.

... if I'm in the mood.