Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[pibbs]

If by "kinda looks like Lupa" you mean has eyes, mouth, and torso.

[Kugelfisch]

She doesn't have that "space horror that's lived for aeons occupying a rotten husk for disguise"-look, though. It's that lovecraftian kinda "fucked up shapes that don't make sense" kinda horror that's lacking if you compare a picture of a human being with Lupa.

[TowelyWeinberg]

How is everyone celebrating the year of Allison?

[ChangeTheChunnel]

How is everyone celebrating the year of Allison?

I cut down the skinniest dead tree I could find and decorated it with training bras and #complicit tweets that I printed out and laminated.

[MegaNigger]

I subscribed to gilfs.com! They ran a special promo ala Year of the Looba

[Kugelfisch]

I've started another Necromancer playthrough in Diablo II. Sadly, there's no Lich class.

[Pope Corky III]

retweeting this stuff.

[Kugelfisch]

retweeting this stuff.

That's terrible. They should send those kids back to Mexico as well.

[oldbones]

And the best part is this all happened under Obama but our totally non-biased press never gave a fuck to report on it then and now is trying to spin it as something Trump did. Lupa and all other liberal shitheads have been tweeting about this all day. Of course they never looked into it or even care about it but if it seems like Trump did something bad they'll believe anything.

[GitGud]

You gotta get em young so they learn how to clean the house and cut the gras. If you have a big house you need some time to get it right. Allso you have to keep an eye out if one of your current generation workers gets to old. Replacement must be trained before there is a gap.
Optimal is if you "adopt" a new kid at age 10 and give it to an current worker to "raise" them in the right "cultural setting". Leraning the craft from "mom and dad" is perfect. And after generation 2 this setting will feel perfect natural to them.
Gonna raise them right. Maybe you can breed them over time in house.