The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Kugelfisch]

So it's RLM with Rich, who needs somebody to play off of and five times an assortment of AIDSmoby, The Wizard and that bearded fucking leaf.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I like James's movie commentary too, but that's the problem. There are like 5 other mother fuckers in the videos and James barely says anything in a lot of them. Sometimes he admits he's not even that familiar with the movie. The other guys range from boring to obnoxious.

Just when I wrote that, I knew that of course he won't be doing those alone, that would take more effort than just sitting around for half an hour, talking to his loser friends that I'm not interested in who get more space than him because James is basically the most introverted guy of them all. Shame.

[dannyboytbh]

I like when I put on a rental review and James is all 'yeah mhmm yup haha' because he didn't actually bother to watch the fucking movie and can't say anything else.

[Guest]

Tomb Raider review came out: dull and lazy like all modern AVGN reviews

[Kugelfisch]

[insert AVGN video] came out: dull and lazy like all modern AVGN reviews

And here we have our copy pasta for the future of this thread.

[da PAC Nigguh]

All modern AVGN videos feel like Mike is standing off screen pointing a gun at James making him do the Nerd song and dance.

[Guest]

All modern AVGN videos feel like Mike is standing off screen pointing his massive horse cock at James making him do the Nerd song and dance.

FTFY

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A little something I'm working on.

[Kugelfisch]

Now what to put into that bag?

[Old Black Man]

Now what to put into that bag?

Mike’s behemoth cock.