DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Kugelfisch]

If the Polak has money for today, he doesn't worry about tomorrow. Like a true nigger.

[rabidtictac]

[Kugelfisch]

lol faggot. Driving highway wouldn't kill his back, he'd kill others in accidents.

[rabidtictac]

Dunno if he's gone for good, but the latest paypig, tut claims he's leaving because of DSP's toxic chat. Specifically sidella and swaggins. The pig lies about who was causing the problems of course.

Tut accounted for something like a third of DSP's income last month so it's gonna be rough if he really is gone.

[Angelfire Memes]

So was Tut like a really fucking dumb rich pajeet detractor who went deep cover? Evidence seems to add up tbh.

[Le Redditeur]

This story makes no fucking sense. If this Tut guy was really that much of a paypig, why would he stop donating money because DSP's sycophants were being mean to him?

[mad bum]

When you're reddit tier, would you want to be in a toxic place where you got insulted?

[Le Redditeur]

When you're reddit tier, would you want to be in a toxic place where you got insulted?

Not only that, but a dedicated whale, willing to spent thousands of dollars a month to feed the Gout himself, wouldn't just give up because of a TAHXIC chat. He would keep on donating, if anything to show those detractors who's boss.

[Guest]

King tut the new quality paypig is back and gifting subs again. DSP has been begging and crying for Tut to come back. Guess he doesn't give a shit about artificial vs actual growth and just wants more whales throwing money at him for no reason. If he streamed and had 1 person show up and 1 person gave him $10,000, he'd be happy.

DSP reminds me of that song from Chicago "All I Care About Is Love."



"All I care about is organic growth and pahsitivity!"

I don’t care about expensive things
gaming coats, Evo rings
Don’t mean a thing
All I care about is pahsitivity
That’s what I’m here for

I don’t care for ownin' keurig pots
ballin' cars, paid-for thots
Don’t mean a thing
All I care about is having fun on streams!

Give me two eyes a' gleam
Softly saying, "please dude, stream"
Let me see the view count there
And honest, mister, I’m a millionaire

I don’t care for any mario attire
Miyamoto might admire
No, no, not me
All I care about is games

It may be sound odd
But all I care about is games
That’s what I'm here for
Honest to god
All I care about is games!

Show me games, on the shelves
Rated M, or E-12
When I'm variety streamin' free
Keep your money, that’s enough for me
I don’t care for drivin’ brand new cars
Or drinkin' gin, at all hours
No, no, not me
All I care about

is doing the shills in
that are lying to you
i'm the honest guy
you know I'm true blue

All I care about

Is...

GAAAAAAMES!

Genius. You put more effort into that than Phil has done in his entire life.

[rabidtictac]

I'll get exact numbers later on, but Tut was ~40% of Phil's twitch income this month and has gifted around 700 subs or so.

So if Tut is really gone, DSP is gonna lose 700ish subs next month and 40% income overall. There's just NO WAY for his remaining audience to completely make up for that. Tut was throwing around oil baron money and DSP's audience doesn't have that kind of cash.

So far, I have 31 of these gifted subs being renewed as part of Subtember.

As for Tut specifically, he has gifted 710 Tier 1 subs and 3 Tier 3 subs, which equals $1827.50. He's also tipped $399 this month so far. No cheers that I can see. That's a total of $2226.50 from Tut. Overall, Phil has made ~$5953 so far this month (tips for the past few days have not been processed yet).

So, that means Tut is directly responsible for ~35-40% of Phil's Twitch income so far this month.

No big surprise that Phil was desperately emailing Tut after the stream.