God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Kugelfisch]

lol what's that dumb hashtag? Fucking story time for twats to get attention. Just make some shit up, instant profit.

[Auli]

There will most likely be some dude who loses his entire life because of this hashtag.

Hate some guy who dumped you? Neat, now I can ruin is life!


Edit: https://www.politico.com/story/2018/09/ ... ges-834664

lol dat deadline

Update:

Hahaha... wow... the only method of transportation to actually reach the deadline is flying. But she's magically afraid of flying now..

Update 2: Wtf... they're offering to come to HER... im 12 and what is this?

Update 3:

WTF are you doing, CNN!? This isn't your narrative? What the fuck xD

[Liar Revealed]

Big tech is trying to influence the elections. I just got this email:

Every Vote Counts

The 2016 elections were a rollercoaster ride, but if they taught us one thing, they taught us that every vote counts. This year Americans will vote for all 435 seats in the U.S. House, one-third of the seats in the U.S. Senate, and many local and state offices across the nation. Those who we re-elect or newly elect this year will have a major impact on the policies that affect all of us.

This is a friendly reminder that the voter registration deadline is fast approaching in many states. If you aren’t registered – or aren’t sure – check out the easy-to-use voting tools on the eBay Main Street site. Not only can you look up voting and election information in your area, but you can also learn about your local candidates.

Every vote counts so make sure you are registered!

Sincerely,
Cathy Foster

VP, Government Relations & Public Policy
eBay

I've seen this crap on other sites too. Even "click to to register to vote".

[Guest]

eBay can beg you to vote Dem but they can't throw all those chinks off the site.

[mad bum]

eBay can beg you to vote Dem but they can't throw all those chinks off the site.

But I like super cheap Chinese shit.

[Kugelfisch]

eBay can beg you to vote Dem but they can't throw all those chinks off the site.

They aren't paid to do so. In fact, they earn them money. Even with the most minute mystery in your life, just think who stands to earn money and you'll figure almost everything out right away.

[Osterzone]

Big tech is trying to influence the elections. I just got this email:

Getting an ad to telling me to go register just looking up youtube videos

[Guest]

I see it too. I'm a smart person, I don't vote, sorry faggots.

[Auli]

*clicks on eBay link*
*clicks to vote Rep*
"One vote for Dem!!"
"What!?"
*clicks vote Rep*
"One vote for Dem!"

[Old Black Man]

Every time I get one of those libshit every vote counts ads I think about the Hillary fucks who bullied and coerced anyone who wanted to vote for another candidate and it makes me want to vote for the most craziest hardcore conservative I can find.