MundaneFatt

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Re: MundaneFatt

Post by Angelfire Memes » Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:12 am

When Matt was on Ralph's stream, he was asked if he'd taken down an earlier stream (I forget which one but it was earlier that night). Matt lied and said he couldn't have done it because he was out buying ornamental boulders for his garden. It was such a dumb excuse with so many holes in it that it became a meme.

EDIT: More on the noncing:
Yeah, I doubt Matt is the innocent victim he portrays himself in that story. According to him, a 13-year-old girl wanted to have babies- specifically, his babies- so badly that she went crazy and started slandering Matt when he refused to "fill her womb with his seed" or whatever the fuck creepy phrase he used? I find that hard to believe. Maybe she did embellish some things, but I just get the feeling that Matt himself was a creeper. Like, it's pretty telling that no one defended him.

And he wasn't excommunicated from the church for not fucking a 13-year-old girl, he got kicked out because according to the girl and her family, Matt sexually assaulted her at knifepoint, assaulted her brothers, and then harassed her father at 2 am.

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Re: MundaneFatt

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:19 pm

And I think it's more likely that matt actually did assault her at knifepoint, assaulted her brothers and harassed her father by phone. When Matt tried to explain that situation, he explained it in the same way a narcissist does: with an extremely detailed and implausible story. Professional liars often use very detailed stories because a simple explanation doesn't seem as plausible a lie to them. It's a key point to watch for. If someone tells you they were late because they overslept and they're sorry, that's a lot more likely to be true than someone who comes to you with a 20-minute explanation of every little thing that went wrong to make them late. The goal of a professional liar is basically to never stop talking until they've worn you down and made you believe them.

And matt's story is bullshit. He claims he was drinking with his friends (at age 15, so UNDERAGE!), and his drunk friend called the girlfriend's dad and yelled at him, then hung up the phone. He claims he couldn't have done anything about it. Never mind that the faggot could have immediately called the dad back to apologize and explain lmao. But obviously he couldn't have done so if it was him who did it.

I doubt any woman has ever looked at Matt and thought "I need his babies inside me." That's such a meme. Also who cares if some bitch slanders you? Who cares if a church tells you to fuck off? First world problems. Why even tell a bunch of strangers that story. Oh wait-because it makes MATT look like a VICTIM. :D And he claims the girl was evil. It was a 13 year old girl. Even if we believe his version of events, which I don't, people do a lot of stupid shit when they're teenagers.

He would have gotten more respect from me if he'd just said "some girl told lies about me" or "yeah I did that stuff but I was young, confused and stupid." I've done things I regret when I was a kid. A lot of stupid shit happens when you're a kid. You don't realize how dumb you are until you get older.
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Re: MundaneFatt

Post by Guest » Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:52 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:19 pm
And matt's story is bullshit. He claims he was drinking with his friends (at age 15, so UNDERAGE!), and his drunk friend called the girlfriend's dad and yelled at him, then hung up the phone. He claims he couldn't have done anything about it. Never mind that the faggot could have immediately called the dad back to apologize and explain lmao. But obviously he couldn't have done so if it was him who did it.
Hole in story: Matt implies he ever had friends.

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Re: MundaneFatt

Post by mad bum » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:47 pm

I thought beforehand it was because he was shaped like a boulder.
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Re: MundaneFatt

Post by Angelfire Memes » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:48 pm

Here's the bideo in question, it's actually on Matt's channel still so turn on that pesky adblock:

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Re: MundaneFatt

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:09 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WlNVIqf7Og

4 entire DAYS since the last upload. Holy shit. That's the longest gap in probably years. He either took a vacation, killed himself, killed his family and blamed Some Peurto Rican Guy or he's finally leaving the internet.

(Or it's just a brief break while he does some shady shit behind the scenes before coming back to spam videos again.)
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Re: MundaneFatt

Post by Cuckara » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:41 pm

Before I said that Kraut fucked up harder than Matt but I think we've reached the point where we can safely say Matt is the king of JUST. Ever since he got exposed in that stream he has continued to hurt himself. And people are still digging up all sorts of fucked up shit from his past. In a month he has gone from third-rate "skeptic" to first-rate lolcow.

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Re: MundaneFatt

Post by MegaNigger » Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:38 am

Cuckara wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:41 pm
Before I said that Kraut fucked up harder than Matt but I think we've reached the point where we can safely say Matt is the king of JUST. Ever since he got exposed in that stream he has continued to hurt himself. And people are still digging up all sorts of fucked up shit from his past. In a month he has gone from third-rate "skeptic" to first-rate lolcow.
implying he was never a lolcow
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Re: MundaneFatt

Post by Cuckara » Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:38 pm

Good point. However, he never provided this much milk before. By the way, he uploaded a new video:



Looks like he didn't kill himself. Although it's still a mystery why he vanished for 5 days. Maybe he addresses it in that video but I'm not watching 30 minutes of unfiltered soy.

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Re: MundaneFatt

Post by Angelfire Memes » Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:05 pm

The comments make clicking on Fatt's videos worth it.
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