DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[rabidtictac]

It should be at least age-restricted. Especially when you consider that detractor videos like DarkSydePuppet, which is just a guy using a muppet to lip-sync with DSP's salty rants, end up age-restricted.

DSP says fuck, shit, dick, cocks, ass, bitch, a thousand times a day. Oh but his streams are very friendly and welcoming you guiz.

[Angelfire Memes]

Oy vey, the paypigs are going to have to get even more (((interactive))) now!

[Kugelfisch]

An actual person (read: subhuman) at Google had to sit down and watch a DSP video. That creature from the Black Lagoon decided that he's not suitable for advertising. A faggot had to watch his shit and Dave got fucked. Talk about a win-win situation.

[rabidtictac]

The pig also made like 10k this month and is still on twatter begging for more money and claiming he'll overdraw his bank account.

Fucking how?!? Lmao.

[Angelfire Memes]

It's looking incredibly likely that DSP is just dumping all his money into his CC denbts and euphemistically referring to them as "billth". That's why it'll never be enough. Anything he gets just gets dumped into a bottomless pit right away.

Would you play the DSP fightan game?

[Some Sick Fuck]

Again, I have to question this, is there any proof that pigroach even is in debt? Pathological liars aren't anything new and Phil has shown more than enough that he's totally capable of casually lying like nothing is happening, he's just too dumb to realize when he shouldn't because he's going to get caught.

Things often have the simpliest explanations - I'm still more inclined to believe that pigroach is scamming his paypigs by pretending that he is in debt and that he's barely making it.

[rabidtictac]

DSP is incredibly stupid in real life though. I can believe he has a lot of credit card debts because he's a fucking idiot.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I've been saying that forever. DSP pays for everything with credit cards and then calls it all his billth. So when he cries about needing money to pay billth he's talking about paying for everything - groceries, utilities, vidya games, toys, dining out, entertainment expenses, all of it. Just calling it all "billth" makes it more sympathetic.

[mad bum]

What if Phil is just the greatest actor of this generation and is taking everyone for a ruse?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I like to believe he has deluded himself into being a scamming genius because his target audience is just too dumb for words.

Would you play the DSP fightan game?

Only if it features one-sided input delay, as well as inputs that are dropped and/or scrambled.