DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Kugelfisch]

Normal guy DSP. Normal, getting review copies, playing games early, getting games gifted, getting paid thrice to play them, doing sponsored streams DSP.
The fucking asshole doesn't go to conventions because he'd get his ass beat so fucking hard. The amount of shit he's telling everyone is absurd.

[mad bum]

Tut has started whaling for LTG too apparently. People are theorising it's some ultra-deep cover troll, which would be retarded but as it involves DSP you can't rule it out.

That's what I don't get about you detractors, by exposing dsp in all these videos and Twitter posts you're essentially giving him what he wants, because all he needs is one whale to see these and start donating to Phil. If you fucks just left Phil alone he probably wouldn't be making half the money he does.

It's like those RTU haters, all they necessarily did was help him get more popular now.

[Angelfire Memes]

You're not wrong. But on the other hand, Phil severe retardation is really funny.

[rabidtictac]

You have to wonder how many "detractors" really do end up boosting dsp's reach and bringing in new paypigs though. Probably the vast majority have no positive impact and only serve to inflate the views on TIHYDP videos and bury DSP further in the youtube algorithm.

People always claim "haters" secretly help DSP, but unless you're directly giving him money, that's probably not true. DSP has lost all kinds of sponsorship opportunities and MCN partnerships because of the negative press surrounding him. So for every time you credit detractors with boosting DSP up, you also have to credit them for tearing him down and ruining his life with all those tihydp videos.

[Kugelfisch]

All you have to do is not flip out when another paypig comes along. Dave doesn't care about anything that isn't money.
In the end, if Tut actually spends his own money, joke's on him. If it's stolen, it could end badly for DSP. In either case, Phillyboy will manage to fuck himself over again and again so we win either way.

[rabidtictac]

If tut spends stolen money on DSP, he'll get caught and go to prison for fraud. It's pretty serious.

If not, just another whale tbh. Most of them peak in like six months, burn out and leave.

[Le Redditeur]

I think that the Twitter detractors (the ones with more reach) do influence the pay pigs to do these stupid drives to donate copious amounts of subs/bitcheers because they get noticed, and they get people like TXT and Drgnkiller very salty. Casually shitting on the pigroach himself, or watching videos mocking him, more than likely has zero impact on money being funelled I to his fat, gouty pockets. Guys like Vidar, Swagingz, and the others before them, are in only for the attention they get, both on stream chat and on Twitter.

I mean, if I was autistic, stupid, had bought online friendship from 40 years old manchild, and then some annoying twat like TXT came around and got pissed that I'm doing it, I can see how burning all my savings to further piss him off could sound like a good idea (not really, but you get what I'm saying, hopefully).

[Kugelfisch]

Fine by me. DSP is the gift that keeps on giving so I don't actually want him to disappear. No amount of money the idiots give him will be enough anyway. Phil is one of those guys that could win the big lottery for millions and end up broke in two years.

[rabidtictac]

I'm already hearing that Tut supposedly has IRL shit he has to go do, so he won't be around to whale for a while.

Talk about premature ejaculation. By DSP standards, he barely did any whaling at all. And if DSP begs for money after this (which he will,) he's gonna look like a massive piece of shit.

Reminder that DSP claims to have two business loans, to be "at the limit of debt he can put in his name," pays rent on two properties and drives a 2017 car. With what he makes, he SHOULD be fiscally sound and financially secure. But he's not because his spending is bonkers and always will be. He spends shitloads on everything because he always has to have what he perceives as "the best" or "the most luxury version." He's the idiot who said it was a buyer's market for cars when he bought his 2017 car. I'm sometimes baffled he can tie his own shoes.

For all that he's cunning when it comes to begging and manipulating, he can't run his own life for shit. A few thousand dollars just kicks the can down the road for a month or two. And any extra you give the pig gets spent right away on stupid shit or past debts, so he still lives month to month and needs consistent whaling EVERY month.

CASE IN POINT:

[Guest]

I mean, if I was autistic

>if