Straight porn is SO damn gay!
Straight porn is SO damn gay!
Always has been, always will be. I read somewhere years ago that most straight porn directors are gay, and I believe it.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!
Thats why you look at waifu's, at least you're only partially gay.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!
Thanks porn, for always cutting to the guy's O-face right before he blows. Because I'm not trying to pound off to the chick taking a load or anything!
Other gay-ass things:
*Constantly leaving the chick to focus on the fratboys' sweaty muscular torsos as they high-five.
*Dudes talking through blowjobs. I want to hear her blowing, jackass.
*Dudes using their fat, gnarly red fingers to gather sperm off the chick's face. Ungh.
*Big ugly man feet always visible during POVs, group blowjobs, even fucking. Wear shoes, faggot.
Other gay-ass things:
*Constantly leaving the chick to focus on the fratboys' sweaty muscular torsos as they high-five.
*Dudes talking through blowjobs. I want to hear her blowing, jackass.
*Dudes using their fat, gnarly red fingers to gather sperm off the chick's face. Ungh.
*Big ugly man feet always visible during POVs, group blowjobs, even fucking. Wear shoes, faggot.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!
Another fun thing: When you search Asian, young, old, fat, slim, really whatever, it's generally understood that it's the kinda women you search for. Except for "black", then it's cocks galore. Niggers are the only people that actually care about the guy pounding a porn slut.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!
You better go check your porn privilege.
Visual media, everyone.Wicka Wicka wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2017 11:35 pm*Dudes talking through blowjobs. I want to hear her blowing, jackass.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!
Can agree. It's also sad to see gay and tranny shit even catagorized on mainstream sites. Disgusting.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!
People still watch scripted porn?
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!
The storylines are pretty gud. Not to mention the complex character relations.
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Yeah, like wondering why there's hay in the house and why the electrician wears a mask.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!
I'll take scripted over regular any day. Foreplay's important, you know.
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