Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[AlexCaligula]

Sure I’ve never had sex. I somehow got AIDS without ever having sex, despite having numerous photos with hot chicks wrapped around my arms.

Truly, you are the height of logic. Now go amuse me some more.

[Cuckson]

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100015743921851

Dan is a bearded fag just like our new pal here, but he's not AlexCaligula. He has more hair and is missing the AIDS scars on his forehead. More importantly, he's holding a kid (presumably his son). That should be a dead giveaway, since you can only procreate when you've had sex, which Alex clearly has never had.

Its him, i took the id from the first pic that he posted, didnt need to look for that fag "thor"
time for some free doxxing lessons
this was the first pic he posted without knowing how.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php? fbid=100015743921851&set=a.214615648658144&type=3
the fbid= part on the url links to dans profile , those digits are the id number

[Rapeculture]

Sure I’ve never had sex. I somehow got AIDS without ever having sex, despite having numerous photos with hot chicks wrapped around my arms.

Truly, you are the height of logic. Now go amuse me some more.

Well, consensual sex, anyway. That doesn't count rape per se, and you DO look like a rapist. I am the resident expert on rape culture here after all.

And "hot" chicks. I think we've been over that already.

[AlexCaligula]

You know what’s really sad about this. You guys aren’t even good at the whole doxxing thing. I mean, goddamn. I figured you guys were virginal losers, but this is a whole new level of pathetic.

You doxxed the wrong person, you fucking morons! I barely even know Dan. I ran into him once at a convention. I got laid by a chick who saw my cosplay and immediately declared me her favorite thing ever (true story, by the way). Hot as fuck too.

What can I say? You guys couldn’t get laid if your life depended on it. I couldn’t stay away from the pussy if my life depended on it. My dick is just that good. They just keep begging for more…even 6 months after I’ve broken up with them.

[rabidtictac]

I'll say it again, faggot: make your own shitty thread. This forum is not about you. This thread is not about you. I keep pointing out that you haven't done shit to defend or even really talk about Brad since posting here. You used him as a shitty springboard to self-dox and egopost.. Random off topic shit is usually fine on DHI, but not this level of ego/narcissismposting. Make a thread in shameless plug or off topic if you want to talk about yourself and jerk yourself off. Otherwise I will ban you.

Not for calling us faggots, which all posters are free to do whenever they want. You can show up here and say pretty much anything as long as it's not illegal. But you will get banned for trying to egopost here or trying to make an entire e-celeb thread about yourself. This is the brad thread and if you're not posting about brad or about general offtopic shit that came naturally out of a conversation, you can get fucked. I seriously doubt you're a brad fan.

Also TL;DR in response your attentionposting: IF that's you, you're extremely repulsive and have shit taste in women. There are some guys who are just so thirsty they'll look for anything to fuck with but, looking at you, it's not like you can do better.

I really hope you're shitposting ironically, because I get some steven assanti psycho vibes from you.

[AlexCaligula]

I’m shitposting to fuck with you guys. Also because I happen to like Brad. Have a few photos of myself with him as well.

I mean, let’s keep it real. What’s more pathetic- an Internet nobody or an entire 400-page thread dedicated to harassing said Internet nobody? But he doesn’t like Trump, so apparently that makes him the bad guy now. Don’t make much sense to me. Not one bit.

But on the other hand, I’ve gotten laid and you haven’t. And so has he. And that’s all that matters. I have a house and I have a job working for the goddamn government. You’re living in your parents’ basement either unemployed or working at Walmart.

If you can ever persuade a woman to have sex with you, try it. It’s fantastic.

[rabidtictac]

What does Trump have to do with anything? Most of the criticism in recent pages has been about how he funds his movies and how greedy he is with all the shilling. Basically the same shit we rag on DSP for.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Do you have a Patreon I can throw money at, Boss?

[AlexCaligula]

If you don’t like the shilling, don’t contribute. And don’t follow him on Twitter. GASP! It’s so easy!

And at least he actually spends it on the fucking movie, unlike Doge. (Union crew for JESUS, BRO.)

But what do I know? I’m just a guy who’s met Brad…and who lives four states away. Fuck, I don’t even live in the same state as Thor.

[AlexCaligula]

Also, what the fuck does Doge mean? Sounds like some stupid injoke that stopped being clever 5 years ago.