Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

I finally got around to watching Deadpool 2. Meh. A lot of good characters senselessly killed to focus on lame ones.
Also, every other line is about shoving something in someone's ass. Pretty fuckin' gay, bro.

Stunning and brave.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think this killing-off of interesting characters is a fitting metapher for a movie that got a black stunt woman killed.

Next Star Wars should have Darth Vader come back as a zombie. Actually that would probably be better than what will actually happen.

He'll probably be a spooky scary Force ghost melting people like in Raiders of the Lost Arc. Because as TLJ showed us, these ghosts can influence the real world. Yoda's ghost was pretty much Checkov's Muppet.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I finally got around to watching Deadpool 2. Meh. A lot of good characters senselessly killed to focus on lame ones.
Also, every other line is about shoving something in someone's ass. Pretty fuckin' gay, bro.

Yeah, DP2 was a fucking miserable experience. 90% of the "jokes" are based around "sex is a thing that exists." When I was in 8th grade I would have felt immature writing the crap that was in that movie.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

wasnt the first one exactly the same in that regard though?

[Guest]

yes.
the comedy industry needs to stop. its not working anymore. humor has evolved. this gay ass forum makes me laugh than anything in theaters.

[Guest]

I finally got around to watching Deadpool 2. Meh. A lot of good characters senselessly killed to focus on lame ones.
Also, every other line is about shoving something in someone's ass. Pretty fuckin' gay, bro.

Domino actress wasn't too bad but the character is god-fucking-awful. Her power isn't luck, it's getting innocent people killed for no good reason. She jogs through a freeway, causing dozens of crashes, explosions, and general mayhem, all while wearing this smug black girl look on her face, and we're suppose to root for her?

Anyway, movie was okay until the second half when it got all preachy and traditional. I'm kind of glad there won't be a third one since Disney has the rights now. I can't take anymore of this 4th wall shit. It's not funny or amusing. Also there's no tits in this.

Negasonic Lesbian is fucking hot now and I love it.

[Liar Revealed]

It occurs to me now that the version I downloaded says "Super Duper Cut". Perhaps this version added in a lot of the stupid annoying bullshit that bothered me.

[Guest]

I finally got around to watching Deadpool 2. Meh. A lot of good characters senselessly killed to focus on lame ones.
Also, every other line is about shoving something in someone's ass. Pretty fuckin' gay, bro.

Domino actress wasn't too bad but the character is god-fucking-awful. Her power isn't luck, it's getting innocent people killed for no good reason. She jogs through a freeway, causing dozens of crashes, explosions, and general mayhem, all while wearing this smug black girl look on her face, and we're suppose to root for her?

Anyway, movie was okay until the second half when it got all preachy and traditional. I'm kind of glad there won't be a third one since Disney has the rights now. I can't take anymore of this 4th wall shit. It's not funny or amusing. Also there's no tits in this.

Negasonic Lesbian is fucking hot now and I love it.

Pfft. You went to the "special" class in school, didn't you? You think Disney acquired the rights to not use them? Get ready for a live action tv show, an animated series, and a dozen new pg-13 reboots and sequels. Bend over and prepare for the mousecock, capeshit watchers.

[Keith Chegwin]

Yeah, I 've got to say I found Deadpool 2 rather 'meh' as well. The Deadpool character fits Ryan Reynolds like a glove and it was cool seeing a Colossus and a Juggernaut that weren't complete shit but other than that the film was just mediocre. The second one didn't even have much of Morena Baccarin to drool over.

[Guest]

No Deadpool 3, guest. There'll be a pg13 reboot with some soy black guy but this is the end of R comic book movies.