April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:32 am

Those attending doctors at Urgent Care are probably facepalming everytime they see one of these two walk through the door.

From my limited medical knowledge I can probably sum up the exact same thing every physician will probably tell either of them, everytime they visit.

1. Eat non-shit
2. Stop sitting behind a screen for 22 hrs/d
3. Get the fuck out in the sun once in a while
4. Get your house checked for mold
5. Get that fucking dog to someone who can actually take care of it while you're at it.

After getting back and doing exactly none of these things, they'll probably go on a twitter rant about how bad doctors wont give out the happy medicine and are just moneygrabbing assholes.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:51 am

Guest wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:32 am
1. Eat non-shit
2. Stop sitting behind a screen for 22 hrs/d
3. Get the fuck out in the sun once in a while
4. Get your house checked for mold
5. Get that fucking dog to someone who can actually take care of it while you're at it.
That works for other people, but it doesn't work for our God-Boss Spoony. You just don't understand. Normal medicine doesn't work on his next-generation body and mind.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:37 am

Deckard wrote:
Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:13 pm
What a horribly depressing way to go through life.

Video games made up the majority of my childhood, but now that I'm an adult with responsibilities I can't find the time/motivation to play more than a couple hours every few weeks. I sit down to play and start feeling like my time would be better suited trying to better myself somehow. It's just not that much fun to completely waste hours of free time anymore.
So instead you waste how many hours here? Same goes for everybody who shit on her for wasting her time. How much time do you guys waste here on this board making fun of other people?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by The Turd King » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:55 am

pibbs wrote:
Wed Aug 29, 2018 1:37 am
I keep telling you all that Orcril is "Special Needs" but you folks won't listen. If this doesn't prove it I don't know what does. :lol:

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:31 am

Guest wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:37 am
Deckard wrote:
Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:13 pm
What a horribly depressing way to go through life.

Video games made up the majority of my childhood, but now that I'm an adult with responsibilities I can't find the time/motivation to play more than a couple hours every few weeks. I sit down to play and start feeling like my time would be better suited trying to better myself somehow. It's just not that much fun to completely waste hours of free time anymore.
So instead you waste how many hours here? Same goes for everybody who shit on her for wasting her time. How much time do you guys waste here on this board making fun of other people?
Hi April.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:08 am

Guest wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:31 am
Hi April.
Nope, sorrry to disappoint. Just somebody who thinks it's hilarious that the losers here make fun of the lives of other people, while they sit here for hours on end being equally pathetic and sad.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:22 am

Guest wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:08 am
Guest wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:31 am
Hi April.
Nope, sorrry to disappoint. Just somebody who thinks it's hilarious that the losers here make fun of the lives of other people, while they sit here for hours on end being equally pathetic and sad.
Hi, Spoony, Lupa, PushingupNoses, Linkara, or etc.

If you aren't any of the INs then YOU are the most pathetic person here for coming onto this horseshit board to complain how pathetic it is.

PSSST! Dumbass. We already know.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:28 am

Guest wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:08 am
Guest wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:31 am
Hi April.
Nope, sorrry to disappoint. Just somebody who thinks it's hilarious that the losers here make fun of the lives of other people, while they sit here for hours on end being equally pathetic and sad.
Just a wild guess. You are a tranny pansexual who has been helped through dark timestm right?
Respect my gangsta
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:49 am

Guest wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:37 am
So instead you waste how many hours here? Same goes for everybody who shit on her for wasting her time. How much time do you guys waste here on this board making fun of other people?
Shitposting is a constructive activity. Sorry bitch, you lost.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:09 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:37 am
Deckard wrote:
Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:13 pm
What a horribly depressing way to go through life.

Video games made up the majority of my childhood, but now that I'm an adult with responsibilities I can't find the time/motivation to play more than a couple hours every few weeks. I sit down to play and start feeling like my time would be better suited trying to better myself somehow. It's just not that much fun to completely waste hours of free time anymore.
So instead you waste how many hours here? Same goes for everybody who shit on her for wasting her time. How much time do you guys waste here on this board making fun of other people?
Everyone becomes Spoony. That's just science.
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