April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Not to mention world's greatest pussy slayer

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Sounds plausible. Which makes me wonder why he hasn't milked that angle yet. He doesn't leave the house at all and loves to come up with new illnesses. How has he never claimed to have agoraphobia?DJ Tanner wrote: ↑Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:55 pmI like to imagine that he stood in the door way and used a selfie stick to take that photo just so he wouldn't have to go outside.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Imagine living this kind of life. I'd make sure I was under the next train immediately after tweeting that.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
What a horribly depressing way to go through life.
Video games made up the majority of my childhood, but now that I'm an adult with responsibilities I can't find the time/motivation to play more than a couple hours every few weeks. I sit down to play and start feeling like my time would be better suited trying to better myself somehow. It's just not that much fun to completely waste hours of free time anymore.
Is this what people who have totally given up on life normally do?
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
What bugs me more than that is the fact she believes that bragging about it on the internet makes her look "cool".Deckard wrote: ↑Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:13 pmWhat a horribly depressing way to go through life.
Video games made up the majority of my childhood, but now that I'm an adult with responsibilities I can't find the time/motivation to play more than a couple hours every few weeks. I sit down to play and start feeling like my time would be better suited trying to better myself somehow. It's just not that much fun to completely waste hours of free time anymore.
Is this what people who have totally given up on life normally do?
A normal person would be ashamed to write something like that
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Hmm. Obsessive-compulsive behavior. Someone could probably take her other posts and diagnose her mental illnessess.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Hey, at least she's engaging in basic hygiene, which is more than you can say for her SO. I'm surprised the hot water is still running there.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
And at the same time, Spoony is (of course) ranting about Trump on Twitter. I've never seen a more noncouple since Lupa and Phelus.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I wouldn't be surprised if the latter lived closer together either.
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