Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm sorry, but I can't suspend my disbelief enough for this shit. I mean, seriously? Murrica deporting rocket scientists? Importing nazi rocket scientists was pretty much their first order of business after WW2.

[Guest]

I'm sorry, but I can't suspend my disbelief enough for this shit. I mean, seriously? Murrica deporting rocket scientists? Importing nazi rocket scientists was pretty much their first order of business after WW2.

The last one is a joke, you doof.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You're telling me that Anne Frank wasn't a room?

[da PAC Nigguh]

"And then everyone cheered." is my favorite cliche of the STDH genre.

[DJ Tanner]

Would those people be cheering when he's fucking him up the ass? It's pretty funny that people would clap because some guy wants to suck on another guys schlong. I wish people would stand and clap for me when I walk on to a bus and say "Yay he likes to taste pussy".

[pibbs]

I caption this: the dawning of the reality of being married to Brad sinking in.
I now give it 6 months.

[veris leta facies]

I'm sorry, but I can't suspend my disbelief enough for this shit. I mean, seriously? Murrica deporting rocket scientists? Importing nazi rocket scientists was pretty much their first order of business after WW2.

The last one is a joke, you doof.

That was pretty funny though. Where I live we talk of "brain surgeons" and "space engineers", but "rocket scientists" is palatable too.

You're telling me that Anne Frank wasn't a room?

She's not a room, she's DEAD.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You're telling me that Anne Frank wasn't a room?

She's not a room, she's DEAD.

But you see, rooms aren't really known for being alive.

The plot thickens.

[Guest]

You're telling me that Anne Frank wasn't a room?

She's not a room, she's DEAD.

But you see, rooms aren't really known for being alive.

The plot thickens.

But to be dead you have to have been alive once. Now if Spoony, April, or Bob was that room...

[Guest]

slenderman, yet another SA creation that led to autism, failure, IRL murder and child abuse

You haven't seen the depths of YT comment sections until you found yourself in a discussion with a guy who claimed Slendy is real because you can't prove that he doesn't exist.

But I wouldn't even say the stretchy albino is the worst of the bunch. At least he's made up of fancy photoshops, while a shitload of other creepypastashit is just walls and walls of crude text that gets praised by idiots for some reason.

Slenderman is a ripoff of a similar enough guy in Yatzhee Chzo Mythos games and that character was better, like that series is full of problems and mistakes but the Tall Man/Cabadath was a better threat than Slender ever will