April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Guest]

Was that renaissance fair like the only time Spoony took her out? These ren fair photos are only photos I have seen of them outside their house and she is still posting that shit 5 years after!

[Guest]

I don't know what adoption procedure is like in the colony of Burgerland but over here Spoony wouldn't qualify. Guy has like every red flag in the book. Emotionally unstable? Drinking problem? Lives in squalor? Proven track record of flipping his shit and expressing violent thoughts?

rApril probably wouldn't qualify either, with her part time shirt folding job and full time Skyrim sex mods. Besides, her biological urges are probably countered by her being terrified of having kids because she knows she couldn't handle raising a child. Nah, rApril is definitely a "creepily treat my cat/dolls like they're my nonexistent children" type of gal.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Can you even get baby rabies if your mind refuses to mature beyond 16ish?

Was that renaissance fair like the only time Spoony took her out? These ren fair photos are only photos I have seen of them outside their house and she is still posting that shit 5 years after!

They might also be the only - or at least last - photos of them together period.

[MegaNigger]

rApril is dillusional enough to think "a baby would ruin my figure!"

Failing to see she's fat enough to not know if she's pregnant just by looking.

[Guest]

Was that renaissance fair like the only time Spoony took her out? These ren fair photos are only photos I have seen of them outside their house and she is still posting that shit 5 years after!

The last time we saw a photo of Spoony outside his house was when he went in his backyard to take pictures of a tree that fell or something. This was actually notable because it was the most effort he has put into doing anything in the past 6 years.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But do we have any proof that the hand on the photo is his?

[Kugelfisch]

I wouldn't really call that outside. He barely had to take a step outside for that photo.

[DJ Tanner]

I like to imagine that he stood in the door way and used a selfie stick to take that photo just so he wouldn't have to go outside.

[Cuckson]

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Shishi, the world's greatest otologist.