Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Chippah]

They have to be broken up. If not, I genuinely feel sorry for April. Spoony doesn't give two shits about her...or his siblings...or his parents...or his fans.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Liberals think they are going to die if some shitty law that hasn't even been in effect for 4 years gets repealed.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If course! All the millions and millions of lives saved by Obamacare will instantly crumble to dust if it gets repealed.

I'm baffled by that "First a McDojo for the workout" comment.

Who goes to a McDojo, knowing it's a McDojo, "for the workout"? You're paying inflated prices to throw punches in the air and yell "hi ya!" It's not even a good workout. Go to a gym or take yoga, you moron. Better results for a lower price and you can do it on your own schedule.

Sounds more like a cover story so that if someone looks into his karate stories and inevitably finds out that he's going to a McDojo for little kids he can say "yeah, well I totally knew that. But the legit dojo that I go to afterwards you don't know about cuz nobody talks about it, like fight club!"

You see, Master Cuckson has evolved far beyond the need for a fight club. For real training, he enters his local Cucknadian woods and starts to air juggle some bears.

What if Spoony has a totally new website we don't know about where he releases biweekly videos?

That'd be the best if he just pulled a Chris Bores

Also, he could try moving to Europe and say he's a child refugee. That always works.

In Germany, you can be a nazi with no knowledge of any kind of Arabic language, and still pass off as a poor Syrian refugee.

They have to be broken up. If not, I genuinely feel sorry for April. Spoony doesn't give two shits about her...or his siblings...or his parents...or his fans.

One has to wonder how often they even see each other anymore.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

People still talk about spoony's tweets like even he himself takes em seriously? SMH

[Livy]

I like how at least some of his twitter followers are telling him he doesn't have a chance of moving to Canada. Even people who are still "fans' of his know he has no shot.

Also, I don't think he mentions April because I doubt she is eager to pack up her life and move to another country on a whim like he wants to.

[MegaNigger]

I wanna see Spooner try to run his fat ass over the boarder and just get beat the fuck down.

And the Jinson could be hiding in the bushes and try to run in and help, only to also get btfd despite his various ax kicks and "he ya!"'s

[Chippah]

They have to be broken up. If not, I genuinely feel sorry for April. Spoony doesn't give two shits about her...or his siblings...or his parents...or his fans.

One has to wonder how often they even see each other anymore.

I'm wondering if his co-worker post was about April. That's probably the extent of their relationship now, they're just like co-workers.

[Vaporwear]

They have to be broken up. If not, I genuinely feel sorry for April. Spoony doesn't give two shits about her...or his siblings...or his parents...or his fans.

Eh they broke up a long time ago. I don't feel bad for her, she's just your standard issue gold digger who wants a man that'll take care of everything for her while she herself does nothing except get fat and play games, in this case fuck around with dolls(which she might have sold off at this point) and play Skyrim mods.

Which is whatever, if a man really wants himself a do nothing whore 24/7 that's his own business, but if you wanna keep someone like that you better have the money for it. Spoony doesn't anymore, 5K a month would've been enough but he gave that up, so now all she does is live in his house, not even in exchange for sex. Spoony is too much of a bitch to kick her out, which I've seen happen before, or maybe she does some cleaning to justify her being there, but either way I think April has a pretty good deal. She gets a place to live, does her shit part-time job, and the rest of the time plays games in her little fantasy world. Her only mistake was picking the wrong meal ticket, cause at some point she'll have to look for a new one, and at her age that's going to get harder and harder to do.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wanna see Spooner try to run his fat ass over the boarder and just get beat the fuck down.

And the Jinson could be hiding in the bushes and try to run in and help, only to also get btfd despite his various ax kicks and "he ya!"'s

Seeing how progressive Canada is, would it be possible for Spoony to become a citizen if he marries Cuckson? Maybe that's his exist strategy.

[Chippah]

Would I fuck April in Spoony's house if I had the opportunity, and if they are indeed broken up? Yes...I think one would have to take that opportunity.