Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Acne? Gee better take the rest of the year off guys.

[rabidtictac]

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For the record, acne occurs when hair follicles are clogged up with dead skin cells and oil from the skin. Basically, get a shower and a haircut.

"I'm setting up film"

Yeah right. Nice one. You're not doing anything and you won't. Anyone want to bet me we get no videos from him this month? I kind of feel like I might be wrong and he might shitpost some Ecto Cooler-tier "quality content" to prevent a further slide in the paymetons money, but the other part of me is pretty sure he just doesn't give a fuck anymore.

I still say it's plausible he has some kind of garbage job and hasn't told anyone. How else can he pay for his lifestyle? April doesn't make enough to support both of them. Welfare or a job. Gotta be.

[Rushy]

I'm pretty sure it's a job. Simply because Spoony would rather tell himself "it's temporary" over and over again.

[Vaporwear]

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For the record, acne occurs when hair follicles are clogged up with dead skin cells and oil from the skin. Basically, get a shower and a haircut.

"I'm setting up film"

Yeah right. Nice one. You're not doing anything and you won't. Anyone want to bet me we get no videos from him this month? I kind of feel like I might be wrong and he might shitpost some Ecto Cooler-tier "quality kahntent" to prevent a further slide in the paymetons money, but the other part of me is pretty sure he just doesn't give a fuck anymore.

I still say it's plausible he has some kind of garbage job and hasn't told anyone. How else can he pay for his lifestyle? April doesn't make enough to support both of them. Welfare or a job. Gotta be.

The one fan tried to pay him 300 a month just for existing. I'm under the assumption that he's still paying spoony money, only maybe through paypal or some other method. That one Internet reviewer reviewer's video somehow galvanized spoony's dumbest and most retarded fans into giving him even more money, even though less people on the whole are donating to him.

I just assume it's a combination of family members and retarded fans that are sending him cash outside of the patreon system. I seriously doubt he has a job, the manchild hasn't worked an actual job in over a decade, and he still tweets nonstop. Like, what job would want him that isn't a burger joint or a retail gig? What kinda place would let him tweet whenever he pleases?

As for his "oil skin" tweet, it's clear he only wrote that so that faggot retard Jinson will stay off his back for one more day. That Maple Leaf eating piece of shit must be the last person on Earth who still thinks spoony is still an internet reviewer and not a has-been who gave up years ago.

[Poonoo]

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For the record, acne occurs when hair follicles are clogged up with dead skin cells and oil from the skin. Basically, get a shower and a haircut.

Now Chronic Acne is the latest of his diseases. What's the list again?

Chronic Acne
Heart Condition
Sleep Apea
Depression
Bi-Polar
Night Terrors

I know I'm forgetting one or two.

[BenComicGraphics]

Night terrors huh..

No wonder he roomed with Lewis

[Auli]

What if Spoony has a totally new website we don't know about where he releases biweekly videos?

Also, he could try moving to Europe and say he's a child refugee. That always works.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Acne. For once I actually believe Noah when he whines about one of his maladys. How could a walking grease gun like him not have acne?

[Chippah]

Spoony has no chance.

[oldbones]

He'll DIE!

Thousands will die! Including spoony!

I think the funniest part of all these "I'm dead" tweets are that he never mentions april. Never "April and I are going to have to leave the country" but "I have to leave". This fucker can't film a video because of pimples but he's going to go through the long, expensive, and tedious process of immigration? I would love to see him try and then get rejected after hundreds or thousands of dollars and months spent waiting for approval.