The Other people on Channel Awesome

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well, twitter addicts (of which INs are a sub-group) love to tell you all about their 5+ mental disorders (self-diagnosed, of course), so it's not surprising that one would show you the pills he or she needs to keep that disorder-ridden body going.

[ChangeTheChunnel]

After a certain age, women are recommended more calcium to help prevent osteoporosis. The supplements could be because she’s lactose intolerant or otherwise can’t have or doesn’t like dairy. (Can’t blame her. Dairy makes my mucus production go into overdrive.)

[Le Redditeur]

You guys just don't get it. To absorb calcium, the human body needs Vitamin D. And to properly get Vitamin D, you need to expose yourself to sunlight - something that our Elsie the Vampire here just won't do because she's a retard CAN'T do because she's a vampire!

[Le Redditeur]

After a certain age, women are recommended more calcium to help prevent osteoporosis. The supplements could be because she’s lactose intolerant or otherwise can’t have or doesn’t like dairy. (Can’t blame her. Dairy makes my mucus production go into overdrive.)

Well, you don't really need dairy to get your daily dose of calcium. From a quick search on Google:

Most of us have been brainwashed through textbooks and advertisements to believe that our best and highest sources of calcium are from milk products. However, most have not learned that there are many great sources of calcium from seaweeds, leafy greens, legumes, fruits, vegetables, and more. The following list of foods shows the calcium content comparison in milligrams per 3½ oz. serving, unless otherwise indicated:

Kelp, seaweed 1093
Blackstrap molasses (2 Tbs.) 342
Dulse, seaweed 296
Kale greens 249
Almonds 234
Brewer’s yeast 210
Parsley 203
Goat’s milk 129
Tofu 128
Tahini, sesame butter (2 Tbs.) 128
Sunflower seeds 120
Whole cow milk 118
Broccoli 103
Walnuts 99
Tempeh, fermented soy cakes 75
Romaine lettuce 68
Raisins 62
Green Beans 56
Beans, cooked 50
Orange 41
Celery 41

[da PAC Nigguh]

I obviously really suck at this "being a Millennial" thing. Here's a list of all the pills I take on a daily basis:

[pibbs]

You guys just don't get it. To absorb calcium, the human body needs Vitamin D. And to properly get Vitamin D, you need to expose yourself to sunlight - something that our Elsie the Vampire here just won't do because she's a retard CAN'T do because she's a vampire!

Fuck. I laughed too long at that.

[ChangeTheChunnel]

After a certain age, women are recommended more calcium to help prevent osteoporosis. The supplements could be because she’s lactose intolerant or otherwise can’t have or doesn’t like dairy. (Can’t blame her. Dairy makes my mucus production go into overdrive.)

Well, you don't really need dairy to get your daily dose of calcium.

Oh, I know. Dairy is just the go-to when people talk about calcium.

Also, molasses a great source for calcium? Whodathunk. (I was going to make a crack at developing diabetes from that, but it turns out it's a refined sugar alternative.)

[omgwut]

Don't know who @ElisaInTime is but she's pretty cute.

She only fucks when she wants to breed, honey.

[omgwut]

He reviewed Jeepers Creepers 3 a few months ago.

And acted outraged that the director was a nonce. Meanwhile, he hid the fact his mate was a rapist for 5 years.

[Guest]

Vampire bitch seems like a healthy lady. Glad her genetics are passing onto the next generation. Or maybe Paw will smash his wife's son's face in with a hammer. Those cuck boys are the ones who posses the most rage.