Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

Cuckson is one of those guys who thinks karate/judo > weapon.

Good thing he'll never find out how wrong he is. Height is also irrelevant. Most mudslimes are short blokes anyway and that hasn't stopped them from blowing themselves up or stabbing people.

[mad bum]

6"5? I took an honest guess because some basement dweller would say they are that tall. I also vaguely remember him saying he was 8 feet tall and made of solid muscle

[MegaNigger]

6"5? I took an honest guess because some basement dweller would say they are that tall. I also vaguely remember him saying he was 8 feet tall and made of solid muscle

Either Delusional or has a growth disorder of some kind

What was that movie? My Giant?

[senorX]

[supdood]

There was that one time Spoony was humble:

[Rushy]

He's always been self-aware, he just hasn't bothered reining it lately.

[AdorableOtter]

Sensei Cuckson's martial arts/self defense talk is full of insight.

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I especially like the parts where Cuckson never answers how to defend two hand choke and how he believes arm-shattering video game/manga/anime/whatever special karate move actually exists.

[rabidtictac]

"I'm shattering your arms"

Ok.pg

[cernex]

Also

Oh.. wow... Cuckson the karat-eh master!

I get the feeling this is as legit as that sniper who graduated at the top of his class.

Which is, of course, not legit at all.

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Where is the crowd to applaud and the handshake of shitlord Einstein in this story ?